Candy Spelling spends the holidays with a family, just not her own...

Huh? 
She must really feel shut out by Tori & Co! 

Kendra Wilkinson's Holiday Photo FLUB!

The entire media missed this-- all those people paid big bucks to sit at desks and study photos, and it just makes us laugh and laugh here at Exposarazzi. 
They wrote about this photo, but never really looked at it, just copied whatever their competitors did, verbatim. 

Notice anything abnormal about Kendra Wilkinson's family Christmas photo? 
We did. 
Let's see, Little Hank, 4, is in his Spider Man pajamas, hubby Hank is in his long Johns, but what's that Kendra is wearing? A 2-piece flannel sleepwear set with a PRICE TAG dangling from the left wrist! 
Either Kendra was in such a rush to throw on the outfit for the photo op she forgot, or her intention is to return the garment afterwards and get her money back. 
Either way, I'm sure if she knew she would really "LOL." 

Look who's hitting the diet pills HARD

LeAnn Rimes photo from November 2, 2013: 

LeAnn Rimes photo from December 30, 2013: 

Wow, for someone who is 6 months pregnant, Jennifer Aniston is barely showing!

In September 2013, Us Weekly promised us that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant. If she is, she deserves an award for 'best hidden baby bump!' 
Bathing beauty Jen and her fiance went to Cabo for the Christmas/NY holidays...

Dean McStud-muffin!

Someone (besides wife Tori Spelling) wanted to have sex with this...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

"Broke" Tori Spelling & her cheating hubby Dean McDermott show off their new home!

A classic "the world revolves around meeeeeee!" LeAnn Rimes tweet

There are no words to describe this woman. NONE. 
In this classically insensitive tweet, LeAnn Rimes compares her stomach bug to a pal losing his mom. HUH??

Eddie Cibrian's body language, protects genitals

Do we really need a body language expert to have at this photo? 

We think you can DIY: 

Photo of LeAnn Rimes 'floating'

From the irrepressible @carothinks and her Photoshop workshop...

Ft Worth, Texas: Dodges LeAnn Rimes crazy train

LeAnn Rimes lands gig performing at company Christmas party

LeAnn Rimes is in Salt Lake City, Utah, but this time it's not for an Indian casino gig, it's a NuSkin company Christmas party. 
Next we will joke that LeAnn Rimes would show up for an opening of a drawer. 
This twitter peep posted a pic, looks like a lot of empty seats at this Christmas yodelfest! 

Celebrity SWAG: When those who have--get more

SWAG is FREE stuff given to celebrities by retailers and brands in general. 
This swag isn't given out of the goodness of their hearts, it is given in the hopes that the FREE merchandise will be promoted by the celebrity. 
Guess who's always first in line? Oh, you must play this game a lot, yes...
"Broke" Tori Spelling plugs Playskool on her twitter, turns out, the swag (tricycles) they gave her children Hattie, 2, and Finn, 1, are like the kids' favorite things ever! 

RIP Paul Walker

The Fast and the Furious actor Paul Walker died today at the age of 40 in a fiery car crash in Santa Clarita, Calif. 
He was reportedly the passenger in a Porsche Carrera GT that crashed into a tree and light pole during a one minute long 'joy ride.' 
A truly senseless accident that didn't have to happen. 
RIP Paul, we'll miss you
[September 12, 1973-November 30, 2013]

Here's Paul on August 30, 2013 in Goleta, Calif. 

Photo credit: KM Press Group

BTW, This is what an un-crumpled Porsche Carrera GT looks like...

Thatta girl LeAnn, just throw day old slop out in Tupperware containers and call it dinner

In case you were wondering what it's like having dinner at LeAnn Rimes' house, wonder no more. Here's the lovely presentation of day old Thanksgiving crap she spread out for the family.
Martha Stewart 'blocked' LeAnn on twitter after seeing this photo BTW...

Patti Wilkinson cooks the perfect turkey, but her daughter snubs her for Playboy mansion

This photo makes us kind of sad. 
Kendra, pick up the phone and call your mother you self-centered ingrate! 

Kendra Wilkinson spends Thanksgiving with her old boyfriend Hugh Hefner

Kendra still hasn't made up with her mother Patti Wilkinson, so what better way to spend the holiday than with your current husband at your ex-boyfriend's home?
How wholesome!

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

Oprah Winfrey's version of a twitter war

 
From the Huffington Post, what ignited the twitter bitch-slap fest: 

Heidi Montag goes back to looking like her old self

Heidi Montag recently reduced her breast implants from F-cups to C-cups, making her look, well, almost normal. Her decision to downsize was based on the fact that she found it hard to exercise with her massive implants. Guess she found out why they've been called 'knockers!' 

Here she is going thru LAX with husband Spencer Pratt the other day: 

And here she is doing the big REVEAL in Las Vegas in April 2010 after she got 10 surgeries in one day: 

And here she is BEFORE all surgeries: