LeAnn & Eddie: "We Pay Homage To Our Idol Brandi Glanville!"

What would these two do without Brandi Glanville? 
Would an original thought ever pop into their vacant heads?

Turns out, LeAnn & Eddie are just shooting the cover of a Harlequin romance novel...

So, THIS is why they're in Oahu!~
Gotta keep up with the Glanvilles!!

Shout out to twitter peep @sidepiece33 for her 'creative' book cover! 

Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

More lies from Tori Spelling: Flashback March 29, 2012--"This is my best pregnancy [with #4 Finn] yet!"

Tori Spelling says in her new book "Spelling It Like It Is" she had a huge bleed just 8 weeks into her pregnancy with baby #4 Finn while getting a home massage.
Then, a month later, another bleed landed her in a doctor's office with a 'placenta previa' diagnosis.
Yet, the 90210 actress, who admits to repeatedly lying to the media, told publicist friendly People magazine on March 29, 2013, "This is my best pregnancy yet!"

TMI Tori strikes again! Tori Spelling doesn't hold back in her new book, but maybe she should?

How did Star magazine miss THIS excerpt from Tori Spelling's new book Spelling It Like It Is? 

Pg 14: "When I met Dean [McDermott] I went from sharing nothing with my partner to telling Dean everything. TMI is the story of our lives. We regularly share the size, color, and length of our shits. We beckon each other to the toilet to lean in and get a good look. Unfortunately, our kids have picked up on this habit too. There are photos on my phone of the most impressive McDermott family shits. Instagram, eat your heart out." 

Photos: KM Press Group

Kris Jenner's first set of STAGED photos since separation news was confirmed

If you believe photo captions (which we here at Exposarazzi DO NOT), Kris Jenner dressed up and drove all the way from Calabasas to some LA park to read a book about weight loss.
What really happened?
Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency (which is backed by Splash) was let into the gates of Hidden Hills so he could take a picture of Kris Jenner in her back yard. 
We have no idea what the purpose is, since the caption is ridiculous, but we do know if the photo sells, Kris will collect half of the sale.
Her meter is always running folks.
And don't you love the way the 'S' in 'She' is capitalized mid-sencence? Is Kris Jenner God now? 

Look who's sad and distraught the day Brandi Glanville's book comes out?

Horsey of course, and Radaronline calls her out on it...To read the article, click HERE! Brandi Glanville's book doesn't come out until February 12, but she did have a book signing in West Hollywood that night that drew hundreds of fans and paparazzi. Karma's a bitch Horsey!

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have read only one book, and it's by their tabloid icons Spencer & Heidi!

It's called "How to Be Famous" (Looking the part, playing the press and becoming a tabloid fixture) and it's obvious that the gruesome twosome have dreams of reaching Speidi level fame whoredom!