Thatta girl LeAnn, just throw day old slop out in Tupperware containers and call it dinner

In case you were wondering what it's like having dinner at LeAnn Rimes' house, wonder no more. Here's the lovely presentation of day old Thanksgiving crap she spread out for the family.
Martha Stewart 'blocked' LeAnn on twitter after seeing this photo BTW...

Patti Wilkinson cooks the perfect turkey, but her daughter snubs her for Playboy mansion

This photo makes us kind of sad. 
Kendra, pick up the phone and call your mother you self-centered ingrate! 

Kendra Wilkinson spends Thanksgiving with her old boyfriend Hugh Hefner

Kendra still hasn't made up with her mother Patti Wilkinson, so what better way to spend the holiday than with your current husband at your ex-boyfriend's home?
How wholesome!

LeAnn Rimes is feeling more bloated than usual

We're thinking your husband Eddie wants to run a mile when he sees you coming with mistletoe (or camel toe for that matter...)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours...

Norman Rockwell meets Mommie Dearest...

Thanksgiving at the Cibrian house 2013

Now this is a reality show we would watch! 

[from the wonderfully twisted mind of @carothinks]

Thanksgiving: It brings out the worst in celebrities

Thanksgiving: a time to give thanks, gather with loved ones, eat lots of turkey, and watch sports on TV. 

But celebrities have a hard time doing things like 'normal' people, you see, they are 'ARTISTS' they are unique creatures capable of great, brilliant things, and the rest of us are just plodding stoopid peasants. DUH

The way famous people celebrate the holiday is by opening a can of serious whoop ass on each other. This is how their true artistry is allowed to be expressed. 

Thanksgiving 2009: Elin Woods used a golf club to tell her cheating no-good husband Tiger Woods, "Happy Turkey Day!" 

Thanksgiving 2012: Halle Berry asks her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and current husband to engage in a Hunger Games type fight for survival on the front driveway of her West Hollywood home. Olivier Martinez, though shorter than his opponent, emerged victorious, claiming a second piece of pumpkin pie from the holiday feast. 

What will 2013 bring? We can't wait to see!

The trouble with Halle

"I've never known a girl who can throw a tantrum like she does," David Justice on then estranged wife Halle Berry.

Poor Halle Berry. 
She was abused by her father, her first husband David Justice had anger issues, Eric Benet cheated on her, in 2000 there were forces bigger than her that made her flee the scene of a hit-and-run accident that she caused, leaving another driver bloodied and broken. 
Now, we have Gabriel Aubry, the father of her daughter Nahla. He's a hot head that got beaten to a pulp by her much shorter current fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving day [2012]. 
I'd be careful if I was Olivier, because when he and Halle break up, she may allege those fists hit her as well...BTW, each one of these "abusive" men went on to have normal relationships with women and were never in the news again...