Horse-faced blogger Bonnie Milton thinks she's attractive!

Well 'Bon Bon' or 'Blonde Bombshell' your dear old senile Mum needs glasses! 
Have you ever measured how long your face actually is? 
Maybe it could win a record or something! 
EGAD! 

Okay, this is just gross!

Copying your daughter's kissing pic, really? 

Eddie's reaction when he sees a photo of LeAnn picking her nose

twitter peep @carothinks is on fire today!

New wine? Mr Ed holds a glass containing his wife's urine

They just hand us this stuff folks...

LeAnn Rimes' leakage: Fashion statement or accident?

LeAnn Rimes has never been known for good hygiene. She tweets every day about some medical mishap, but has she finally gone over the edge? 
Perhaps it's time to cut down on those 'candies' Le, or as they are officially known-- Ex-Lax tablets. 

Photos compliments of the Daily Mail online UK

Some photo editor at In Touch Weekly pokes fun at a ravenous LeAnn Rimes

When you're trapped at a desk going through 2,000 frames of "Jennifer Garner getting coffee," it must be refreshing to get a set like this. 
Kudos to In Touch for showing the washed-up yodeler at her absolute BEST! 

Dude, you ARE the USS Enterprise

Robert Kardashian continues to lament the fact that he's large, and not in charge...

Dear Simon Cowell: Put your damn shirt ON!

DIY: Tori Spelling showcases her nail art and nail fungus!

LeAnn Rimes: Got food?

Thatta girl LeAnn, just throw day old slop out in Tupperware containers and call it dinner

In case you were wondering what it's like having dinner at LeAnn Rimes' house, wonder no more. Here's the lovely presentation of day old Thanksgiving crap she spread out for the family.
Martha Stewart 'blocked' LeAnn on twitter after seeing this photo BTW...

TMI Tori strikes again! Tori Spelling doesn't hold back in her new book, but maybe she should?

How did Star magazine miss THIS excerpt from Tori Spelling's new book Spelling It Like It Is? 

Pg 14: "When I met Dean [McDermott] I went from sharing nothing with my partner to telling Dean everything. TMI is the story of our lives. We regularly share the size, color, and length of our shits. We beckon each other to the toilet to lean in and get a good look. Unfortunately, our kids have picked up on this habit too. There are photos on my phone of the most impressive McDermott family shits. Instagram, eat your heart out." 

Photos: KM Press Group

EWWWWW: F-list celebrity gross out of the day

Sometimes a photographer can get too close to his subjects, case in point, Bill and Guiliana Rancic after Bill ran the NYC Marathon. 

Toilet Humor: Peek Inside LeAnn Rimes' World!

This is what she's up to y'all...

Once again, if you're not following @carothinks on twitter, you're missin' some great stuff!

How many times does 87 go into 27?

Jokes aside, octogenarian Hugh Hefner is quickly aging his young wife Crystal, with his and hers motorized scooters at Disneyland...It's a little 'Weekend at Bernie's," eh?
How long before the Runaway Bride becomes the Runaway Wife?

LeAnn Rimes birthday cake: a squinty-eyed inbred hillbilly serenaded by an out of work bum with a swarthy dark beard

Art is imitating life, and that's our analysis of Rimes' cake --what's yours?

Is it 'tweets' like this the reason fans are bailing on Kendra?

Or is it the juvenile "LOL's?"