Look whose contract ended

Britney Spears and David Lucado broke up, or, in layman's terms, his contract ended. 
Wonder who dad Jamie Spears will hire next?

The REAL reason Bachelorette Deanna Pappas dumped pro-snowboarder Jesse Csincsak!

Now we find out the truth! She hates snowboarding and cold weather sports--how was this ever going to work? 

 

Slater Trout and his 'wife' Ireland Baldwin call it quits

For future reference, maybe it's not a good idea to write 'wife of Slater Trout' on your twitter bio, just a suggestion. 
Oh, and notice that her 'promise ring' is gone now as well.

Hands down, our favorite cover story

What would his new name be? Brucilla?

Eddie Cibrian's evil plan is taking form: LeAnn's $ buys a pricey home so now he can get half of its value in divorce!

Eddie Cibrian may look and talk like a total airhead, but he's smarter than we thought. After years of renting in LA, he's convinced his horse-faced wife LeAnn Rimes to BUY a pricey home, a "mansion" according to the Cibrian children. Now, when they divorce he will get half the value of that home since the gruesome twosome have NO PRENUP. He's convinced his ever-lovin' wife that this is the best move for them, and she took to her "private" blog to share the great news.
It's like a dang Lifetime movie!

PS: The above photo is not their new home, just a approximate rendering for your viewing pleasure...We've learned since posting this the couple purchased the home inside Hidden Hills for $4.5 million, it features a full gym (good, guess we won't have to see pics of Horsey galloping to Equinox anymore), 6 bedrooms, gourmet kitchen (well, that's a waste, since Horsey eats out all the time) and sits on 2 acres.

Our 2013 prediction: JLo dumps Casper for famous co-star

Jennifer Lopez is very predictable. She is so predictable that Exposarazzi is going on the record with what's to come in 2013 for the 43-year old entertainer. She is going to sign up to do a movie, (now that she's done touring and no longer on American Idol) and will fall deeply in love with whomever her co-star is on that flick. How do we know? Because there is literally an expiration date tattooed on Beau "Casper" Smart's head, he just can't see it. He should be looking into her past to see his future.

On her first steps towards stardom after playing Selena on the big screen, she hit on a Cuban waiter named Ojani Noa who was serving her party. Months later they married. The pendulum swung towards a famous man when she cheated on hubby #1 with Sean "P Diddy" Combs, later dumping her husband for the rapper. Then a nightclub shooting soured their romance, sending her into the arms of down to earth and unknown back-up dancer Cris Judd. She and hubby #2 Cris were married, and just months into the marriage she was already fooling around, with a then married singer Marc Anthony. But Anthony was just a brief diversion, until she hooked up with her Gigli co-star Ben Affleck. Cris Judd was kicked to the curb, and within a year she was engaged to Affleck. But getting him to the altar was no easy trick, and he wiggled out of his harness just a week before their wedding date. Embarrassed and humiliated at being dumped, she went back to Marc Anthony (hubby #3) whose divorce from a former Miss Universe was only one week old when they wed. Famous to un-famous men, she swings back and forth, and back-up dancer Casper, 18-years her junior, broke, homely, dumb as a box of rocks, is not going to make it til the end of the year, in fact, we say May 2013 is when he is sent packing. 

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.