Dear paparazzi: please don't waste your precious time

Hilaria (who?) Baldwin wants paparazzi to let her get a manicure in peace. 
We have to agree that this seems like a gigantic waste of time for the cameramen. 
Who is going to actually buy these photos??
I mean, this is the second wife of Alec Baldwin, a sometime Extra correspondent, who puts out her own half naked 'selfie' type pics in pretzel type yoga poses on instagram. 
Put down your cameras, walk away...

Is this first class, or first ass? Poor passengers, someone call the FAA! 

LeAnn Rimes wonders: who Eddie is texting?

Like we always say with these kind of photos: "Eyes on your own paper, BITCH!" 

The cardboard cut out husband looks like he's having a great time on his tropical getaway with Horsey

But how did they add that beer can to the cut out? Le is very creative! 

Cardboard husband is thinking, "I wonder what Brandi is doing right now?"