Jessa Seewald IS pregnant!

Wonder why Jessa isn't posting much on twitter and instagram lately? 
Because she's PREGNANT and People mag has the Exclusive inside track. 
You heard it here first folks! 

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE! 

Adam Levine will be People magazine's 'sexiest man alive' for 2013

The issue comes out next week, but we hear The Voice judge will be named the 2013 'sexiest' cover boy. 

In case you forgot: last year Channing Tatum took the title, before that it was Bradley Cooper, and in 2010 it was Ryan Reynolds. 

Future People magazine cover girls--Kendall and Kylie Jenner

The cover will read: "We were our mom's puppets!--How drugs, diets, and other demons plagued reality's famous sisters..." 

Why celebrities should boycott People magazine

The latest People magazine (September 2, 2013) has an entire issue devoted to celebrity children: "Celebs who have twins!" "Celeb kid look alikes" "Best dressed celeb kids" "Cutest Kids" "Adorable at every age" "Digital debuts" and the majority of these features omit the celeb parent entirely!
Idiots like Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner go stomping off to the Calif State Assembly to whine and moan about how paparazzi are literally shooting the sh*t out of their kids, on cue tears streaming down their faces, pleading, "make it stop!"
Here's a tip Halle and Jen, tell People magazine to stop putting a bounty on your kids' heads. Tell them at one of your press junkets when you're begging for them to give a good write up to your latest box office bomb.
Newsflash: As long as their is someone buying, there will be someone snapping.

When photo agencies LIE about where a photo was taken

If a photo agency gets an exclusive photo of a celebrity, they may lie about where it was actually taken, in order to protect it from other agencies hot on the trail of the star.

Such is the case with this INF photo of Halle Berry with an afro.

First they said she was in Vancouver, then Toronto, Canada. Big difference! Poor schlepps at People.com didn't know which one to put, so they have both locations on their site.