LeAnn Rimes confirms: I shart myself at Miami fashion show

So the 'suspicious' stain was spinach juice, now we officially know everything about you and we're horrified. 

Truly Delusional! LeAnn Rimes performs at casino in Hallandale, FL but thanks Miami on her twitter

LeAnn Rimes wants you to think she's a real BIG SHOT! 
On July 19th she took to her twitter to thank Miami, FL for being such a great crowd. 
One little problem, she didn't perform in Miami, or even Miami-Dade County, she was in Hallandale, in Broward County, yodeling for the casino crowd at the dumpy 'slots 'R Us' Mardi Gras. 
But y'all, in her defense, Miami sounds more glamorous, and who'd bother to take the time to look it up? 
Exposarazzi, that's who--you dumb Beyotch! 

This is from LeAnn Rimes own website:  

Hey Stoopid, this is why you don't take your horny Cuban hubby to a bikini fashion show!

brought to you by the infinitely talented twitter peep @carothinks!

LeAnn Rimes' leakage: Fashion statement or accident?

LeAnn Rimes has never been known for good hygiene. She tweets every day about some medical mishap, but has she finally gone over the edge? 
Perhaps it's time to cut down on those 'candies' Le, or as they are officially known-- Ex-Lax tablets. 

Photos compliments of the Daily Mail online UK

Let's play a game: In which photo does Eddie look happier?

Taken at the same event, a Luli Fama fashion show in Miami, Eddie Cibrian poses with hot model Rachell Vallori, and later with his ball and chain maxi-cling wife LeAnn Rimes. 
You be the judge: 

Meet Chantel Jeffries the NEW and improved Kim K!

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI and reckless driving in Miami in the wee hours of January 23, and at his side was this lovely 21-year old model named Chantel Jeffries. 
Get lost Kim Kardashian, the world has a new 2.0 version...

Joanna Krupa soaks up "the Brandi effect"

Now people actually know who Joanna Krupa is, thanks to Brandi Glanville. 
Joanna put on a show for paparazzi in Miami this weekend, crawling all over her obviously smell-impared husband Romain Zago. 
Is there a doctor in the house? 
Conveniently yes, we've learned from our medical expert that Romain may have been born with a condition called Congenital Anosmia.