Brandi Glanville's lingo copied by LeAnn Rimes

More proof that LeAnn Rimes is glued to Brandi Glanville's twitter: Everyone's "got this"

In LeAnn's case, she's referring to her catastrophic crapality show LeAnn & Eddie on VH1, guess she's letting us know in advance there's no "Season 2" 

New wine? Mr Ed holds a glass containing his wife's urine

They just hand us this stuff folks...

Can you spot the ratings for LeAnn & Eddie for their August 28th crap-fest?

LeAnn & Eddie: "HELP! We lost half our viewers in one week!" Time to leave town...

LeAnn & Eddie: "We Pay Homage To Our Idol Brandi Glanville!"

What would these two do without Brandi Glanville? 
Would an original thought ever pop into their vacant heads?

VH1 misses the old days, bring back Flava Flav!

Just to prove to you that VH1 does know what GOOD ratings look like, here's one of their hits from the old days: 

Week 2: LeAnn & Eddie in ratings free fall

How long until VH1 decides to air the rest of the episodes online (if at all?)

July 24:

July 17:

RIP career of Vh1's Susan Levison

Oh yeah, this was bound to be a hit show! HA! 

We wonder if Ms Levison has already cleaned out her desk or if she's going to wait until Monday? 

A FAKE personal chef cooks dinner for Horse Face & Scumbag in their FAKE kitchen

Oh, this looks so real! NOT

Shall we caption what the fake staff in the back is thinking about the gruesome twosome? 

EXCLUSIVE--LeAnn & Eddie use FAKE home for reality series

Not that anyone's even watching, but we here at Exposarazzi are tired of Z-listers faking their 'reality' to make a buck. 

FAKE HOME ON SHOW:

And here's their REAL home in Calabasas

Say what?

LeAnn & Eddie's reality show only serves to showcase their stupidity and the fact that they are supremely unlikable. 
Here, a Daily Mail commenter who calls themselves "bored to tears" tries to figure out WTF Eddie's ATM just said: 

LeAnn & Eddie: Meet the ratings DUMPSTER

Vh1 should know that the dumping of toxic waste over the cable airwaves is punishable by horrid ratings. 

Scene from upcoming 'scripted reality' show

This actually looks like a moment that wasn't scripted! LeAnn makes faces at her husband/brother/father/enabler?? Eddie Cibrian. 

Vh1's LeAnn & Eddie: Sneak peak!

AMBER ALERT: Horse faced crooner LeAnn Rimes feared missing, hasn't tweeted in days

Good thing there are Vh1 cameras around to document what's going on at Casa Crazy. 

We'd hate to see her end up inside a cement footing under the newly remodeled guest house. 

All we know is if she's not tweeting, this 'reality show' does not mirror her reality. 

REVEALED: Name of LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian's scripted reality show: The Hidden Hillbillies!

The couple live in Hidden Hills, but it's no secret that the tequila swilling duo are more hillbilly than upper crest!

On September 3, they begin filming episodes inside the gated Hidden Hills community that feature LeAnn parading around their "cement pond" with nothing but an American flag draped around her waist and 'Vote for Bush' stickers on each breast.

Spoiler Alert: First episode of Le and Ed reality show revealed

Spoiler Alert!
Episode 1 of LeAnn Rimes' "scripted" reality show with husband Eddie Cibrian has her staring into the mirror asking, "Who's the fairest of them all?"
When the mirror responds "Brandi Glanville," all hell breaks loose...