Kim Kardashian: MY BIG FAT FAKE WEDDING

Carefully orchestrated timing on pulling the plug on her 2 1/2 month marriage: Monday morning, on the day the magazine's close their issues, so they are out on stands by Wednesday. It didn't hurt that her mother Kris Jenner's book came out the same week.

Carefully orchestrated timing on Kim's trip to Minnesota to see Kris Humphries, in time for the Monday close of the magazines.

The ONLY reason Kim Kardashian flew to Minnesota is because she was not prepared for the negative backlash against her FAKE wedding. Oh, and did you hear, she never made a dime off the fake/staged event?

As Exposarazzi keeps saying: Kim Kardashian thinks you're STUPID

Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?