Kim Kardashian: MY BIG FAT FAKE WEDDING

Carefully orchestrated timing on pulling the plug on her 2 1/2 month marriage: Monday morning, on the day the magazine's close their issues, so they are out on stands by Wednesday. It didn't hurt that her mother Kris Jenner's book came out the same week.

Carefully orchestrated timing on Kim's trip to Minnesota to see Kris Humphries, in time for the Monday close of the magazines.

The ONLY reason Kim Kardashian flew to Minnesota is because she was not prepared for the negative backlash against her FAKE wedding. Oh, and did you hear, she never made a dime off the fake/staged event?

As Exposarazzi keeps saying: Kim Kardashian thinks you're STUPID

Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?

Twitter account tweets deleted to protect LeAnn & Eddie, but it's too late

It's interesting that LeAnn and her pap pals choose to communicate in a public forum like Twitter, what happened to good old fashioned texting?

How to spot a phony photo-op

Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas and the loser "pro-snowboarder" she chose as her fiance (Jesse Czincsak) have been doing staged shots with Pacific Coast News for almost a year now. They're running out of ideas though, and the couple lack that certain star quality to pull it off with campy aplomb. When you see things like washing the car at a public wash with only a bikini on, or holding up watermelons chest high at the local grocery store, you know it's photo-op desperation. When Brandon Davis did photo ops for money with then girlfriend Mischa Barton, the last set they did was kissing at the Trevi fountain in Rome, that, and playing croquet in Hawaii. 

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden tip off X-17 photographer

Wonder how X-17 Agency paps conveniently show up to snap "intimate" moments between Nicole Richie and Joel Madden and even their daughter Harlow? Wonder no more! A female stylist at the Allen Edwards Salon in Woodland Hills, Ca., tells pals that her boyfriend, an X-17 photographer, gets calls from Nicole Richie herself, letting him know where she will be on any given day. "She wants the photos out there of her to look good," says the stylist.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt collect on paparazzi pics

Not all pseudo-celebrities hate the paparazzi! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do staged set ups with Pacific Coast News agency, and their favorite photographer "Matt," in order to get a piece of the $$$. Who can blame them? 

Other stars who engage in set ups and the agencies they work with to come....