Two male dancers play tug-o-war with Jennifer Lopez to become her new boyfriend

Who will be the next Cris Judd or Casper Smart? 

The moment when children become public figures

Meet the Gucci kids: twins Max & Emme Muniz. 
Your mother JLo just made you an involuntary public figure, congrats! 

Got Kids? 
Rebecca Romijn made sure her twins Dolly & Charlie O'Connell were instant public figures with this paid 'Got Milk?' ad: 

And here is Dannielynn Birkhead as a Guess model, just like her deceased mother Anna Nicole Smith. We 'guess' dad Larry Birkhead couldn't wait to get his daughter into the same industry that was her mother's demise. 

Can you guess who this handsome young fella is? 

Why it's a 10-year old Romeo Beckham in a Burberry kids ad campaign. You know his famous parents as David and Victoria Beckham. 

And of course, here's the star of We network's Kendra On Top reality show: Little Hank Baskett! 
In this episode, 3-year old Little Hank tries his hand at the modeling biz...

JLo sports "fresh kill" fashion on twitter

WTF has Jennifer Lopez got around her neck? Whatever had to die to keep JLo's neck warm, we're sure PETA is getting the red paint ready for her next movie premiere...
The 'common folk' should boycott her clothing line at Kohl's to show their distaste. 

Why Jennifer Lopez will never win 'mother of the year'

Que bochinche!

These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy. 
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

On the rocks? No way! JLo and Casper celebrate their two year anniversary on twitter

The media seems to have missed this, so let's see how fast they copy Exposarazzi, shall we? 

We've already been ripped off by the drunks over at  Page Six (we hear booze hound Richard Johnson is back behind a desk), so here's another one for them to pour in a shot glass...

And...did Casper get a Harley Davidson motorcycle from his 'bear' JLo for making it to the 2-year mark? 

OOOH, JLo upped Casper's allowance! 

POP-ARAZZI--X17 paps have their whole family involved in paparazzi: "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!"

Exposarazzi would never intentionally drive any traffic to X17's website, but there is always an exception, and today kids, this is it! 

If you have about 5 minutes of time, watch the video attached to this JLo/Casper Smart post. 
Our favorite line comes a few minutes in when the hot shot pap pleads over his Nextel phone to another pap, "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!" 

Seems even his old man is involved in chasing Jenny Around The Block! 
Too freakin' funny...

To go to the post which has the video, click HERE

Ruh roh...Exposarazzi gets ready to do the "JLo/Casper Smart SPLIT" toldyaso dance!

Radar thinks something's up with JLo and Casper Smart as well...To read their whole article, click HERE

Casper Smart: How a kept man spends his day

Ever wonder what Beau "Casper" Smart does all day besides fan Jennifer Lopez with an ostrich feather as she reclines on a chaise lounge?
Well, wonder no more.
We caught up with the human penis (c'mon, you know he looks like one) via his twitter account, and it looks like he's busy getting tattoos inside JLo's Hidden Hills home, updating his penis-like head shot, begging for an acting role on Sons of Anarchy while watching season after season on dvd, and well, that's about it.
How long until 'Jenny From The Block' (who is 18 years older than Casper) puts him into the curbside recycling bin? 
We're saying very soon.
Update: She kicked him out in May 2014...

[Is it really a "sleeve" of tattoos if it's on your leg Casper, or is it a "sock" of tattoos?]

Hey Dancing With The Stars, sign Leah Remini up!

We're pushing for Dancing With The Stars to sign the former King of Queens actress up asap.
Hot on the heels of ditching Scientology she's in the news.
It also doesn't hurt that one of her best pals is JLo, and she may show up in the audience.
We saw Remini do a salsa type dance in a dream sequence on her old sitcom, and she's got some moves!

Look, it's Casper Stupid's yearbook photo

Beau "Casper" Smart pulled a real boner this week when he let it slip to a tabloid media outlet that his old lady JLo would be coming back to American Idol for Season 13 before Fox could do the big reveal.
We can only hope the next bone head move gets him kicked out of JLo's Hidden Hills mansion and he's 'forced' to shack up with five male dancers at an apartment in North Hollywood! 

The only person who works harder than JLo is her colorist! Jennifer Lopez' roots are as gray as a goose

Imagine having to be Jennifer Lopez' colorist and stay on top of those gray roots as soon as they begin to show?
BTW, Jen's been completely gray since her early 30's...

Thunder thigh hits the Grammys

Celebrities never know when it's time to give some other up-and-comer a chance and just get off the stage.
Case in point, Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, we see your thunder thigh. We see your bald boy toy "Casper." We see your kids out with non-stop nannies and bodyguards.
Time to let someone else have their time in the limelight, "Jenny."

Our 2013 prediction: JLo dumps Casper for famous co-star

Jennifer Lopez is very predictable. She is so predictable that Exposarazzi is going on the record with what's to come in 2013 for the 43-year old entertainer. She is going to sign up to do a movie, (now that she's done touring and no longer on American Idol) and will fall deeply in love with whomever her co-star is on that flick. How do we know? Because there is literally an expiration date tattooed on Beau "Casper" Smart's head, he just can't see it. He should be looking into her past to see his future.

On her first steps towards stardom after playing Selena on the big screen, she hit on a Cuban waiter named Ojani Noa who was serving her party. Months later they married. The pendulum swung towards a famous man when she cheated on hubby #1 with Sean "P Diddy" Combs, later dumping her husband for the rapper. Then a nightclub shooting soured their romance, sending her into the arms of down to earth and unknown back-up dancer Cris Judd. She and hubby #2 Cris were married, and just months into the marriage she was already fooling around, with a then married singer Marc Anthony. But Anthony was just a brief diversion, until she hooked up with her Gigli co-star Ben Affleck. Cris Judd was kicked to the curb, and within a year she was engaged to Affleck. But getting him to the altar was no easy trick, and he wiggled out of his harness just a week before their wedding date. Embarrassed and humiliated at being dumped, she went back to Marc Anthony (hubby #3) whose divorce from a former Miss Universe was only one week old when they wed. Famous to un-famous men, she swings back and forth, and back-up dancer Casper, 18-years her junior, broke, homely, dumb as a box of rocks, is not going to make it til the end of the year, in fact, we say May 2013 is when he is sent packing. 

Ever wonder how the magazines get their "insider" information about celebrities?

It's called sources people, and we're not just talking greedy valets or disgruntled former employees, we're talking big wigs, or wanna-be ones, and some you'd never suspect! Hence the tale of the up-and-coming Latina starlet named Lauren Sanchez, who, in 2003 was engaged to super agent Patrick Whitesell. Seems Lauren, then a virtual unknown, wanted to up her profile, and began feeding Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck [doomed] wedding info to the BUG-eyed, tumor-headed, super sleeze Ken Baker at Us Weekly (above, middle) in order to get in the friendly fashion pages of the tabloid rag. Her fiance (now husband) Whitesell represented poor Ben, who as being shilled out to Us Weekly so that Lauren could work her way up the celebrity ladder. Just three months before the wedding that never was, a then unknown Lauren Sanchez appeared in the Fashion Police "Look of the Week" section, beating out real celebrity fashionistas for the coveted spot. Lauren's leaks to bug-eyed Baker must have worked, seven years later she is a co-host on the TV news show Extra with Mario Lopez. And that, my friends, is how the magazines get their information. More secret sources to come...

The myth of the Ivy

Photographers know that anyone desperate for attention pays a lunchtime trip to the Ivy restaurant. The paparazzi line up outside the white picket fence for hours trying to snap a picture of someone leaving. 

But here's the catch...when was the last time you saw a photo of someone leaving the Ivy in the magazines? 

Unless the rag is doing a round-up on celebs at the Ivy, the answer is September 10, 2003, when JLo and Ben Affleck dined together after canceling their wedding. JLo left in a bright green dress -- and tears in her eyes. Ah, there was a story behind that photo op. 

Other than that, I say the paps are wasting their time hanging out at the Ivy, the question is, when will they figure that out?