Tori Spelling sets up a lemonade stand in Malibu, but only paparazzi show up

Tori Spelling was busy pimping out her kids this week. She set up a lemonade stand outside her @20,000 a month summer rental. The home sits on Malibu Road, one of the most trolled paparazzi roads in all of SoCal. 
Guess she isn't getting in the magazines enough these days, there are people with newer fake scandals grabbing up the editorial pages! 

EXCLUSIVE--LeAnn & Eddie use FAKE home for reality series

Not that anyone's even watching, but we here at Exposarazzi are tired of Z-listers faking their 'reality' to make a buck. 

FAKE HOME ON SHOW:

And here's their REAL home in Calabasas

Farrah Fawcett look alike haunts Malibu...

Every time we see this woman walking around Malibu, we can't help but think she resembles the gorgeous Farrah Fawcett who passed back in 2009.
We always wonder, does this woman bump into Malibu resident Ryan O'Neal? 

Bonnie Fuller's Hollywood LIfe blog caught doling out FAKE dish

You remember Bonnie Fuller, she's the former magazine editor who declared celebrities are 'just like us' way back once upon a time in tabloid land. 
Yes, Bonnie, they're just like us, they travel via private jet, live in fancy homes and have minions on call to pick up their dog's poop at any hour of the day or night. 
Now running a sub-par blog, she was caught with a big OOPS by Gossip Cop: 

Lifestyles of the rich and famous: Cindy Crawford and family enjoy their Malibu estate

At first we thought this Father's Day instagram photo posted by Presley Gerber was some exotic vacation locale, no, it's their Malibu home! 

Ah, to be filthy, skinking RICH!!

Dumb & Dumber: Ever wonder what a conversation between a sober LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian consists of?

Exposarazzi had the extreme misfortune of sitting next to LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on the beach in Malibu on July 6, 2011.
Of course, we were there to photograph them, you know, sneaky style; she in a bright red bikini, he in a pair of long blue board shorts.
Not all paparazzi jump out and harass celebs, some hide and blend in with the scenery.
Exposarazzi sat three feet away from them for over an hour, and let us tell you it was one of the most excruciating and longest 65 minutes in history.
For whatever reason, the horse-faced crooner had just been given a new digital camera and she was fascinated with the strange object.
She had it in a plastic bag because you see, sand is not good for cameras.

Here is a bit of their conversation:

LR: "I'm glad I put [the camera] in the bag. There's lots of sand."
EC: "Yeah, there's lots of sand."
LR: "I should read the instructions for this [camera]."
EC: "Yeah, you should read the instructions."
LR: "Wow, it's really hot!"
EC: "Yeah, it's hot."
LR: "Where's the paddle? [to go with paddle board] Is that it? [points to the sand where paddle has been partially covered]."
EC: "Yeah, that's it."
LR: "I did a practice shot on that dog over there, it came out good, see?"
EC: "Yeah, came out good."

I could go on, but we here at Exposarazzi value your mental health.
It was painfully apparent that Ed the airhead was something akin to a pet parrot, a master conversationalist, expert at repeating what was said to him.

It also became apparent why they needed alcohol, other couples, and family around in order to have 'fun.'
We fully expect this to be one of the most read Exposarazzi posts in its history.
ENJOY

Exposarazzi fan favorite: Harvey Levin and his partner Andy Mauer

We don't know why you people out there in the cyber universe love searching "Is Harvey Levin gay?" "Who is Harvey Levin's partner?" "Andy Mauer" "What does Andy Mauer look like," but hey, to each his own. Here, once again, is the happy couple grabbing coffee in Malibu in January of 2009. To read the original post that started it all, click HERE!

The day we knew LeAnn Rimes was mentally ill: August 27, 2011

LeAnn Rimes celebrated the day before her 29th birthday by parading around in her bikinis at the beach for a pack of paps in front of the Malibu Beach Inn. 
Yes, we say bikinis plural because she changed not once, not twice, but three times that day in a 2-hour period to get the maximum attention from the weekly rags and daily blogs that she could get. 
She even changed her hairstyle to make it look like it could have been three different days! 
Did she soil herself and that's why she had to change? 
Possibly, but we're thinking the mentally unstable singer was on a euphoric and manic high...

HERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE! Harvey Levin and boyfriend Andy Mauer

Some fast acting paparazzi got this shot of TMZ's slimeball producer and star Harvey Levin with his boyfriend Andy Mauer. Is it just us or is Andy a little embarrassed to be with Harvey? This photo was taken at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu just after the "you don't need that cream in your coffee" spat from our earlier post. Good job papping the sultan of sleeze! If you want to contact him at home: 1136 N Doheny Drive, Hollywood, Ca., 90069, he and Andy bought the place together back in 2007