Tori Spelling thanks San Diego Zoo for freebies and comps for family

We'll help you de-code this Tori Spelling tweet! 
"I promised you if you comped us for the day, admission, food, toys, shirts, I'd plug your zoo on my twitter!" 

The summer of casino gig 'sick outs' has begun...

Hey, to be fair, we wouldn't want to yodel at a dump like the Orleans either, but Eddie's not working so it's off to cough and sneeze all over the all you can eat buffet table! 

Bye bye Big Head? LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian are now doing STAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks

If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he does staged photos with Tori Spelling, Denise Richards and Brooke Burke...

Tori Spelling's nanny brigade: THREE full time employees to care for her children

Tori Spelling claimed to be 'downsizing' in light of her recent financial woes, but we know for a fact she still has THREE full time nannies caring for her children. 
Patsy Lemmers [center] has been with Tori for ages, and Paola [left] for about four years, and Laura [on right] joined the nanny brigade last year.
Oh, and Tori has a FT male assistant as well, who does grocery shopping, post office runs and menial chores. 
We're just curious as to what Tori's hubby Dean McDermott is doing all day??

Photo KM Press Group

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott can't seem to get on the same page...

Tori Spelling is trying to promote her new book by telling everyone who will listen that she and hubby Dean McDermott are so broke, they couldn't even afford to get him a vasectomy!
Dean took offense to his wife's book, and hit the Access Hollywood Live studio and Us Weekly's office to let them know his wife Tori is full of sh*t. 
Now Dean knows what Candy Spelling felt like when Tori's other books came out! 
Do Tori and Dean even live in the same house, does he not know how to tow the party line? 
It's a ploy to sell more books, duh. 
Advice to Dean: You're an actor, stick to the script, stupid!

The scariest thing we've heard in a long time: Teen Mom 1's Gary Shirley is in nursing school

TMZ reported that Gary is being evicted from his rental home for non-payment of rent, having blown through his Teen Mom money. But we found the scariest element of this story is learning that the obese walrus is currently enrolled in nursing school...Guess his "Gary Time" t-shirt line isn't doing well