Brandi Glanville's lingo copied by LeAnn Rimes

More proof that LeAnn Rimes is glued to Brandi Glanville's twitter: Everyone's "got this"

In LeAnn's case, she's referring to her catastrophic crapality show LeAnn & Eddie on VH1, guess she's letting us know in advance there's no "Season 2" 

Can you spot the ratings for LeAnn & Eddie for their August 28th crap-fest?

Oh, I see a Season 2 of LeAnn & Eddie! Said no one, ever!!!

Ratings for "Eddie has a lazy eye and LeAnn has a lazy ovary episode" that aired on August 21: 

LeAnn & Eddie: "HELP! We lost half our viewers in one week!" Time to leave town...

VH1 misses the old days, bring back Flava Flav!

Just to prove to you that VH1 does know what GOOD ratings look like, here's one of their hits from the old days: 

Week 2: LeAnn & Eddie in ratings free fall

How long until VH1 decides to air the rest of the episodes online (if at all?)

July 24:

July 17:

LeAnn & Eddie: Meet the ratings DUMPSTER

Vh1 should know that the dumping of toxic waste over the cable airwaves is punishable by horrid ratings. 

The Little Couple clobbers the competition on its season premiere

TLC's the Little Couple received almost 4 million viewers on its March 4th season premiere. 
Dr Jen Arnold and her husband Bill Klein traveled with son Will to India to pick up daughter Zoey, 2.
It was a very dramatic episode, but check out how 3-year old Will handled the stress back on that adoption day: 

The people have spoken: Kardashians should take a hike!

Normally, we don't like to cite X17 as a source, for you know, well anything. 
But they do get a lot of visitors to their site to view 'gang bang' pictures of celebs, and we love this poll they took because it backs up what we've been saying for a while now. 
The Kartrashians are finally wearing on the last nerve of the American public. 
Low ratings for their show, and now this poll of X17 website visitors: 

Kendra on Top is a ratings flop and full of editing horrors

Like we keep sayin' Kendra on Top Season 2 on the WE network is not even getting 200,000 viewers for any of its episodes, just like its predecessor, Season 1.
We don't know exactly how many viewers it's getting because it is getting so few that it doesn't register in the top 100 cable shows for Friday nights.
Yet recently Kendra tweeted her 2 million + followers (who don't seem to be watching her show) that she was getting 'great ratings.' 
HUH?
The show itself is a hot, fake mess.
There's a preview airing for an upcoming episode where Kendra and Hank have a fight, so Hank has to sleep on the couch.
Sleep on the couch?? Really? They live in a 5,295 square foot home with 5 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms. Surely she has a guest room, or are the extra rooms being used by the camera crew and nanny Rosa who is busy actually raising baby Hank?
The 'F' word is used in almost every sentence out of Kendra's mouth, that is when she's not saying 'sh*t.'
Hank picks up Kendra from the LAX airport in a white GMC SUV with black rims and brings her home. They fight, and when he backs down the driveway the car now has silver rims, because it's the older car they traded in and the editor was too lazy to use new footage.
Kendra's younger brother Colin Wilkinson supposedly drives all the way from San Diego (150 miles) to pick her up in Calabasas, (to drive her back to San Diego for a family weekend) yet he's not allowed in the front door. "Oh, Colin's here, gotta go," Kendra tells Hank as she wheels her luggage out the front door.
No potty break? Colin doesn't want to see his young nephew or brother in law? He's not hungry or thirsty? This is because he never came to pick her up, they just filmed scenes later in a car on a freeway and pretended that happened.
Those are just a few examples of the stupidity and inanity that is Kendra On Top...

This home only has two bedrooms, according to the WE 'reality show' Kendra On Top. But public tax records show it has FIVE.

Toldyaso toldyaso, someone over at Radar must be reading Exposarazzi!

This is the part where we do our 'toldyaso' dance. To read the full RADAR article, click HERE!

And here's what we told you yesterday: HERE

Season 8 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians 'forgets' to film one Khloe milestone

In case you didn't know, or aren't 'keeping up,' ratings are waaaayyyyy down for KUWTK, they only drew in 1 million viewers in the coveted 18-49 demographic for the Sept 29 'Baby Shower Blues' episode.

Seems no one wanted to spend an hour at Kim's baby shower, or hear Khloe Kardashian complain about how she has huge 'camel toe' when wearing tight pants ad-nauseum.

We did notice that the reality show didn't film the call where Camel Toe finds out she's been fired from the X-Factor, and her presence so non essential she wasn't even replaced!

And while co-host and now solo host Mario Lopez constantly addresses Kim Kardashian as, "My girl Kim" he seems to not have any nice words for her little sister Khloe. In fact, we hear that he wanted her out and he got his way...

Here we go again: Kendra on the Bottom

Season 2 of WE network's Kendra on Top has failed to make it into the top 100 cable shows for Friday night for two weeks in a row.

Kendra Wilkinson has 2.3 million twitter followers, she can't get even 200,000 of them to tune in?

This definitively proves that twitter 'followers' are bullsh*t numbers-- as inflated as Kendra's fake breasts. 

Keeping Up With The Kartrashians fails to make Cable's Top 25

Keep boycotting this disgusting family, it's working:

Real Reality: Forget ducks, the Robertson clan decimate the Kardashians ratings

It's official, Duck Dynasty is the biggest reality show of all time, with their Season 4 'Phil and Kay Vow Renewal' opener bringing in almost 12 million viewers.

Kim's fake wedding to Kris Humphries only brought in 4 million and was their highest rated episode ever.

Kris Jenner calls emergency family meeting: "We're circling the drain..."

Lamar Odom's DUI
Kylie Jenner car crash
Kris Jenner talk show cancelation
Keeping Up With the Kardashians barely getting 1 million viewers in the 18-49 demo
Khloe called "Ugly" by pop culture poet Eminem in new song

It's time for them to go AWAY.

RATINGS GIANT, the Robertson clan clobbers the Kartrashians with its Season 4 premiere

I'm going to do the happy "toldyaso dance."
And, A&E doesn't have to shell out millions per episode like E! does to the Kartrashians!

We're sure the folks at A&E are "happy, happy, happy..."

Ratings bonanza: We predict vow renewal episode of Duck Dynasty to clobber Kardashian Klan

Stay posted, when we get the ratings news we will let you know. So far, the Kardashians are hovering around 1.4 mil in the 18-49 demo for Season 8.
We're guessing Duck Dynasty Season 4 premiere last night will soundly thrash that into oblivion.
How can you resist Miss Kay and Phil in their Sunday best?

Guess they got their raises! Duck Dynasty back for Season 4 tonight

They're baaaack! The Duck Dynasty stars played hardball with A&E until they got raises for their next season and it worked.
Hey, their ratings are clobbering everyone (including the Kartrashians), so give'm their money--JACK!

Toldyaso toldyaso toldyaso

To read how the Kartrashians are tanking in the TV ratings, click HERE!