Have you ever read Stedman Graham's tweets?
They are filled w/ everyday platitudes that will leave you feeling like a hollow tree.
Listen Stedman, the only thing we want to know from you is: How were you able to hook up with Oprah? Is the life of a billionaire's beau everything we imagine it to be?
Because frankly, you're looking quite 'comfortable' and 'weak' these days...(see below)
We have no problem with Stacy Keibler doing set ups, except the whole scenario is so boring the only caption that Startraks can come up with is the dreaded "Out and about..."
'Out and About' is the kiss of death caption for any set.
Photo editors think, if you can't come up with a story here, we sure as hell can't!
Now that Stacy is best known as being #456 girl who dated George Clooney, we suggest her doing something in pics rather than just posing pretty.
Jogging, roller blading, ice skating, using jumper cables to start her car battery, eating a burger, bungee jumping---something!
Stacy and Startraks, you can do better, dammit!
Exposarazzi never liked Ben Flajnik, we called him "boring as sh*t" and "dumb as a sack of rocks," among other things.
The fact that the 30-year old wino who was on Season 16 of the Bachelor franchise is constantly hanging out with, and possibly screwing fellow wino Kris Jenner, 57, just proves we were right all along.
Yes, you guessed it, we're doing the 'toldyaso' dance even as we write this...
While the Kardashians travel to Greece, London and Paris, and even Kendra Wilkinson makes it to Big Bear, Ca., on her WE network show Kendra On Top, it seems our egomaniacal Horsey is budget bound by VH1 to the confines of her Hidden Hills home.
The VH1 crew couldn't follow her phlegm filled body to Europe for her five casino gigs?
From what we've gleaned via her twitter, and monitoring paparazzi websites, the 6 episodes will be Horse walking around the house in the bikini in front of actors paid to portray her stepsons.
Even the dang Duggars on TLC get to Branson, Mo, and our Little Couple went to China.
VH1, we've been privy to LeAnn & Eddie's boring and inane relationship, and if your camera crew is snoring now, you can imagine what viewers will be doing...
