LeAnn Rimes survives one more day after parachute jump. What will Eddie resort to now?

Of course, Eddie may have had his plan to 'off' LeAnn foiled by TV cameras and a Splash photographer documenting his every move...stay tuned folks! 

LeAnn thinks, "Why did Eddie have me sign a new will leaving him everything just before I got on this plane? Oh well, it's probably nothing..." 

Good thing Rob Kardashian is going bald, he can plug new $ponsor!

Gypsy Mama Kris Jenner doesn't want her son Rob Kardashian to be shut out of the family money making schemes, so she found a sponsor for him.

What's wrong with this picture? Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner bundle up on a chilly 72 degree day...

We already knew Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner didn't have a coffee maker in their home, which means they have to go out and buy it at Starbucks or any establishment that will have them.
Now we see that they are tired of being photographed in their light summer wear, and are dying to show off their winter best. 
Problem is, it was a warm day in LA today, as it is almost every day; hardly weather that requires layers of clothing and knit caps!
Maybe they can go live in Ben's hometown of Boston and bundle up, get coffee, wear a fake mustache around, and here's the bonus, not be bothered by paparazzi?! 

By the way, this Just Jared photo caption below is simply precious! 'Bundled up on the chilly fall morning...' REALLY!  

Former Bachelor star Ben Flajnik, officially the biggest loser ever

Exposarazzi never liked Ben Flajnik, we called him "boring as sh*t" and "dumb as a sack of rocks," among other things.
The fact that the 30-year old wino who was on Season 16 of the Bachelor franchise is constantly hanging out with, and possibly screwing fellow wino Kris Jenner, 57, just proves we were right all along.
Yes, you guessed it, we're doing the 'toldyaso' dance even as we write this...

Dumb & Dumber: Ever wonder what a conversation between a sober LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian consists of?

Exposarazzi had the extreme misfortune of sitting next to LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on the beach in Malibu on July 6, 2011.
Of course, we were there to photograph them, you know, sneaky style; she in a bright red bikini, he in a pair of long blue board shorts.
Not all paparazzi jump out and harass celebs, some hide and blend in with the scenery.
Exposarazzi sat three feet away from them for over an hour, and let us tell you it was one of the most excruciating and longest 65 minutes in history.
For whatever reason, the horse-faced crooner had just been given a new digital camera and she was fascinated with the strange object.
She had it in a plastic bag because you see, sand is not good for cameras.

Here is a bit of their conversation:

LR: "I'm glad I put [the camera] in the bag. There's lots of sand."
EC: "Yeah, there's lots of sand."
LR: "I should read the instructions for this [camera]."
EC: "Yeah, you should read the instructions."
LR: "Wow, it's really hot!"
EC: "Yeah, it's hot."
LR: "Where's the paddle? [to go with paddle board] Is that it? [points to the sand where paddle has been partially covered]."
EC: "Yeah, that's it."
LR: "I did a practice shot on that dog over there, it came out good, see?"
EC: "Yeah, came out good."

I could go on, but we here at Exposarazzi value your mental health.
It was painfully apparent that Ed the airhead was something akin to a pet parrot, a master conversationalist, expert at repeating what was said to him.

It also became apparent why they needed alcohol, other couples, and family around in order to have 'fun.'
We fully expect this to be one of the most read Exposarazzi posts in its history.
ENJOY

When celebs want attention, they go to Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood

Those poor celebrities and their children, can't they ever escape the paparazzi? Maybe they don't want to escape them! Consider the Mr Bones pumpkin patch in West Hollywood where there is a section of hay bales set up in the corner just for paps to sit and wait, and then shoot pics of celebs showing up with their famous tots. Last year Christina Aguilera was the first to show up with son Max, this year it was Halle Berry with daughter Nahla, Jessica Alba with her daughters, and later Heidi Klum and her brood and boyfriend bodyguard. There are so many pumpkin patches dotting Los Angeles, yet they have to go to this small lot in West Hollywood where they know there is a paparazzi shooting gallery. Yes, they want the attention...