It's a miracle! LeAnn Rimes gets up from death bed to do staged photo op

Nothing gets LeAnn Rimes off her death bed like a staged photo op with Big Head! 
Seems LeAnn went knocking at death's door and no one was home, oh well...

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LeAnn Rimes' decorating fake Christmas tree, spares us fake-staged photo op in live tree farm

Did you know LeAnn Rimes had crabs? 
Oh shit, not crabs, turns out she had an infestation of ANTS last year when she had a real Christmas tree. 
So, she is home on November 18 decorating her fake tree, thus sparing us staged photo-ops of the happy family picking out one together. 
Thank you in advance Horsey, Christmas did come early...

The above tweet means pure torture for Eddie Cibrian, we love it! 

Some pretty greasy looking paparazzi shooting pics at a celeb kids soccer game

Just, just, eeewwwww....Be thankful you don't have smell-o-vision, and if you do, we apologize in advance 

Flip flop sandals: The true enemy of the paparazzi

First Big Head lost his Sasquatch sized sandal chasing down Kourtney Kardashian after dinner at the Commons, now some poor pap lost both his flip flops chasing a chunky LeAnn Rimes at the same center in Calabasas. 
This would imply that the photographers shouldn't be wearing flip flops for their work, it seems to be a hazard as well as a way for celebs to make a quick getaway...

Eddie Cibrian blasts ex-wife for doing staged photos, but his new wife can do it all she wants!

If we do not study History, we are doomed to repeat ourselves.

Take a look at this paragraph from a custody document filed by Eddie Cibrian in 2009.

It's like he could be talking about LeAnn Rimes!

LeAnn Rimes "bikini bombs" ET stylist Mary Alice Haney

ET wanted to update Horsey's fashion sense out of her 'streetwalker chic' rut, so they sent out stylist Mary Alice Haney to her Hidden Hills rental home. Imagine her surprise when the mentally ill exhibitionist LeAnn came around the corner in a bikini! Her explanation? "Well, everyone thinks I walk around in a bikini all day, I might as well!"
Imagine our surprise when we saw pap "Big Head" hiding in her closet, camera ready, behind her Ferragamo shoe section!
Poor Mary Alice, she probably asked for overtime pay for this makeover madness!
Somewhere Sigmund Freud is scratching his head going, "Diese Frau ist verrückt!" or translated,"This woman is NUTS!"

LeAnn Rimes desperate to be photographed tweets her location in real time to paps

Desperate, much?
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...

It's official: LeAnn Rimes is WHACK

LeAnn Rimes checked into rehab today for anxiety. Turns out, the happy home wrecker has a lot to be anxious about. Seems her last 3 staged bikini photo ops were ignored by the magazines. There are reports that her ever lovin' hubby Eddie Cibrian has a girlfriend (or two) on the side. Her koo koo birthday cake for Eddie this year was the two of them fornicating on top in frosting while his sons looked on. She wasn't being called "skinny" anymore. No one wants to buy her music. What to do? Now, Exposarazzi believes that a 5150 hold on the washed up country crooner is the right step, but is she just using it as a way to get back into the weekly tabloids? Eddie's ex, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Brandi Glanville had the best comment yet: "I'm glad she's getting help."

Someone has leased a new car! How exciting! Guess we know why the license plates are missing

What's up with the paper plate changes? Up to no good obviously!

GSI vs X17, showdown at the Topanga Mall over Britney Spears

If you want to see GSI's BIG HEAD fight with the Brazilian douchebags from X17, click HERE! The video was posted on YouTube by Felipe who calls himself "Paparazzi818."

Big Head thinks he's sneaky and tries to follow other paps. Sometimes he gets a little lost: