Kaley Cuoco & Ryan Sweeting: Countdown to divorce in three, two, one...

Professional tennis player Ryan Sweeting--let us stop there. 
You've never heard of him before he started dating Kaley Cuoco, right? But he IS ranked #677 for singles players in the world, that status should have him raking in millions of $--NOT. 
When paparazzi shot photos of a brand new BMW being dropped off at Kaley's home, they assumed she had purchased the pricey ride for Ryan, and they were right of course. 
But Ryan, who had no idea hooking up with the Big Bang Theory actress would come with the added aggravation of photographers following them everywhere 24/7 took to his twitter to counter their photo caption: 

This idiot is lucky if he can get a job as a 'pro' at a country club, that is if they are into hiring someone who has a DUI and drug arrest in their past. 

Now to Kaley, she did buy that car, he lives in her home, has no job, no endorsements, he's a loser and she's going to file for divorce in the next 18-months. 
Look how thrilled Ryan is to be sitting next to his wife with FLOOR seats of the Lakers game on January 3? Right, like we said...

Guess what Ryan, those same annoying "idiot" photographers will catch you cheating as well, just a heads up! 

Future People magazine cover girls--Kendall and Kylie Jenner

The cover will read: "We were our mom's puppets!--How drugs, diets, and other demons plagued reality's famous sisters..." 

When celebs have something to promote, they sure can play the disease/disorder/dysfunction card!

Case in point, Mischa Barton has clawed her way out of obscurity to land the cover of People magazine. Seems she shared a padded room with LeAnn Rimes at one point. What a coincidence that she has a new project she wants to plug, whodathunk? 

Sorry Mischa and People, we like Star's Bruce Jenner cover better...

TMZ's source for Lamar Odom bashing posts is...drumroll...Harvey Levin's BFF Kris Jenner! Surprise!

Okay, so you're not surprised. They've been pals for years, in fact, they would even sit together at the OJ Simpson trial back in 1995.
But isn't it amazing that Lamar Odom managed to not do crack cocaine during the basketball season and only got hooked on it after the season was over-- for two years in a row?
How does that work?
NBA players face random and organized drug testing, so TMZ had to alter Kris Jenner's original gossip to fit reality.
The truth is, Lamar was cheating on Princess Sasquatch (Khloe) and the Kartrashian Klan is humiliated. So, they're off to ruin what's left of Lamar Odom's basketball career, virtually insuring no one will hire him for the 2013-2014 season.
Proving that nothing good comes from hooking up with a Kardashian...(ask Kris Humphries, if you can find him)

After bashing dead photographer, TMZ admits he was right about Justin Bieber

TMZ bashed dead photographer Chris Guerra for allegedly telling a colleague the day he died that he had seen pop star Justin Bieber smoking a pipe that could have been filled with Mary Jane. Well, it seems that the sultan of sleeze Harvey Levin is singing a different tune now, well, ever since he bought some iPhone pics of Bieber holding a joint. Now, according to Harvey, the Biebs is a total pot head. Way to go Harvey! You've taken douche-bagery to a new level.
Oh, and Justin, way to kiss your pre-teen and teen followers good-bye, their parents aren't going to take them to your concerts, let them buy your CDs, because now, you are a bad influence. Ciao!