Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch: Who will save these children from their famous parents?

How do we know fall is here?
Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood hangs out the 'open for business' sign and desperate for attention celebs drag their innocent kids in for photo ops in front of a swarm of paparazzi.
Mr Bones loves the publicity, and creates a hay bale type seating area for the unwashed masses of photographers in a not so discreet corner of the lot, and, FYI any celebrity who goes there KNOWS they and their brood are going to be shot to sh*t.
So who was the very first one to get (metaphorically) 'gang banged' there this year, 2013?
That award goes to -ding-ding-ding- Kristin Cavallari, who brought along her upset looking one-year old son Camden Cutler.
You remember Kristin, don't you? She was on reality shows like The Hills, Dancing With The Stars, and uh, uh, that's about it.
Guess it was a better way to spend her day than watching her Chicago Bears quarterback hubby Jay Cutler get his a** kicked by the New Orleans Saints!

In case you're keeping track, the first to show up at the lot last year [2012] was paparazzi hating Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla. 
In 2011 the award went to Christina Aguilera and her son Max. 

Who says Halle Berry doesn't like paparazzi?! Look who's pimpin' their kid at the "paparazzi patch!"

Halle Berry is trying to convince a Los Angeles judge that she MUST be allowed to leave the US and live in France with her daughter Nahla because the paparazzi have become so dangerous to the both of them. Really Halle? Is that why you had to take Nahla to Mr Bones paparazzi patch in WeHo and have her shot to sh*t by 100 photogs? We're callin' you out, and think you really love the attention, and gee, we think you have a movie out right now too that needs some pub...

When celebs want attention, they go to Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood

Those poor celebrities and their children, can't they ever escape the paparazzi? Maybe they don't want to escape them! Consider the Mr Bones pumpkin patch in West Hollywood where there is a section of hay bales set up in the corner just for paps to sit and wait, and then shoot pics of celebs showing up with their famous tots. Last year Christina Aguilera was the first to show up with son Max, this year it was Halle Berry with daughter Nahla, Jessica Alba with her daughters, and later Heidi Klum and her brood and boyfriend bodyguard. There are so many pumpkin patches dotting Los Angeles, yet they have to go to this small lot in West Hollywood where they know there is a paparazzi shooting gallery. Yes, they want the attention...

Britney Spears needs the paparazzi

If you hadn't noticed, Britney Spears is not featured in any of the magazines this week. Why? She's not flashing her privates, shaving her head, or dating a paparazzi; in other words, she's back to "normal." 

So what's a fading pop star to do [who has an album coming out on Dec. 2]? Why, head to the pap-infested "Mr Bones" pumpkin patch in West Hollywood with her boys for an "impromptu" photo-op of course! 

Fingers crossed --hope she gets in the mags next week!