When celebs have something to promote, they sure can play the disease/disorder/dysfunction card!

Case in point, Mischa Barton has clawed her way out of obscurity to land the cover of People magazine. Seems she shared a padded room with LeAnn Rimes at one point. What a coincidence that she has a new project she wants to plug, whodathunk? 

Sorry Mischa and People, we like Star's Bruce Jenner cover better...

Staged photos alert: Kim Kardashian has $plash do staged pics, because, "Khloe is getting all the press!"

Nothing pisses Kim Kardashian off more than when the 'ugly Kardashian' Khloe gets more press than she does, I mean dang, Eminem even mentions 'ugly' Khloe in his new song Berzerk!
Kim has had just about enough of Khloe's marital woes, so she called Splash photo agency to do set up pics.
We've already seen troll doll North, so that's no big thrill, so she had to up the ante, by dying her hair blonde at the ends.
Ho hum ho hum, we don't really care Kim. Better put on that bikini to get Khloe level attention right now!

Entertainment Weekly makes it official: LeAnn Rimes Spitfire CD a BUST

Our favorite line is (to paraphrase) "Why buy the cow when you can get the tweets for free?"