Showing posts with label Jennifer Garner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Garner. Show all posts

Sunday, October 27, 2013

What's wrong with this picture? Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner bundle up on a chilly 72 degree day...


We already knew Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner didn't have a coffee maker in their home, which means they have to go out and buy it at Starbucks or any establishment that will have them.
Now we see that they are tired of being photographed in their light summer wear, and are dying to show off their winter best. 
Problem is, it was a warm day in LA today, as it is almost every day; hardly weather that requires layers of clothing and knit caps!
Maybe they can go live in Ben's hometown of Boston and bundle up, get coffee, wear a fake mustache around, and here's the bonus, not be bothered by paparazzi?! 




By the way, this Just Jared photo caption below is simply precious! 'Bundled up on the chilly fall morning...' REALLY!  


Saturday, October 26, 2013

How many times does Jennifer Garner have to tell you not to take her picture?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT HER CHILDREN PHOTOGRAPHED? 

Jennifer Garner was snapped on Friday, October 25, leaving a costume shop with her daughter Violet Affleck. To us, it looks like Garner is upset that she's not getting in the magazines lately and wanted to step up her game, which ironically, has lots of shame. 


Photo: UK Daily Mail

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Paparazzi loving Jennifer Garner sends her daughter out in this...

Garner claims to hate the paparazzi, yet she constantly baits them with tantalizing tidbits,
Don't you agree? Hey Jen, why don't you just have your daughter walk around with a target on her shirt?


Photo courtesy of Celebrity Baby Scoop. The blog where paps send their pics for FREE.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

If Jennifer Garner hates the paparazzi so much, why on earth does she smile for them?

The woman you see in this photo went to Sacramento earlier in the week to plead her case in front of California law makers to ban paparazzi from taking photos of her children.
Five days later she took her kids to a public park in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles and put on a little show for the many photogs.
Heck, she even threw in a smile or two.
Seems the photographers aren't such a problem after all.

Actions speak louder than words Mrs Affleck. 



Saturday, August 24, 2013

Why celebrities should boycott People magazine

The latest People magazine (September 2, 2013) has an entire issue devoted to celebrity children: "Celebs who have twins!" "Celeb kid look alikes" "Best dressed celeb kids" "Cutest Kids" "Adorable at every age" "Digital debuts" and the majority of these features omit the celeb parent entirely!
Idiots like Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner go stomping off to the Calif State Assembly to whine and moan about how paparazzi are literally shooting the sh*t out of their kids, on cue tears streaming down their faces, pleading, "make it stop!"
Here's a tip Halle and Jen, tell People magazine to stop putting a bounty on your kids' heads. Tell them at one of your press junkets when you're begging for them to give a good write up to your latest box office bomb.
Newsflash: As long as their is someone buying, there will be someone snapping.


Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Jennifer Garner to paparazzi: Take my picture! No, don't take my picture! Take my picture --dammit!

Jennifer Garner joined Halle Berry today to urge California lawmakers to make paparazzi go away.
You see, Jen and Halle can't believe that grown men with backpacks and long lenses want to follow them to their children's schools and karate lessons.
How did this happen?
Funny, but Garner smiles a lot for those misbegotten fools who traipse behind her day after day, we think she wants her picture taken.
Here's some advice, Jen.
MOVE out of LA, you're a movie star, so is your husband, you don't have a TV series that requires you to live here. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore at the height of their collective fame moved their family to a crap town in Idaho.
Or, wear a hat and sunglasses, keep your head down, give the middle finger, ruin the photos.
Halle, that goes for you as well.




Monday, December 10, 2012

UGH, is anyone else out there as sick of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck photos as we are?



Jennifer Garner getting coffee. Ben Affleck getting coffee. The Garner-Afflecks have millions of dollars but no coffee machine in their home. They are forced out on to the mean streets of LA and into the waiting arms of the paparazzi to buy their cup of java. Then there's the endless stream of pics: Plain-Jane celeb Jennifer Garner picking up daughter Violet from school, from Karate class, from ballet, from soccer -- it simply never ends.
Exposarazzi once asked a paparazzi why he shot pics of Jennifer Garner picking up Violet from her then preschool in Santa Monica, every single day. "I know I'll at least get something for that day." Ugh, time for a career switch we say...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Jennifer Garner buys a RED car so that the paps can spot her more easily in traffic


Jennifer Garner is photographed every day, whether it's picking up a Starbucks coffee (she doesn't seem to be able to make coffee at home) or getting her two girls from school, you name it, she's snapped doing it. Now she's made a purchase that is sure to attract throngs of paps as she weaves thru traffic: a RED Range Rover Sport. Anyone knows the color red stands out, and now it's like she's waving a red cape in front of the bullish paps. Good one Jen! We know you really love the attention now...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Once the paps figure out where your kid goes to school...


All bets are off. They will take pictures of your wife [in this case Jennifer Garner] dropping the tot off, and you [Ben Affleck] picking her up. 
Every day photo desks at the magazines are flooded with this "easy prey" type photo. They know the kid goes to x school, at x time, so they wait, lots of them. 
Doesn't Ben look thrilled?