Good thing Rob Kardashian is going bald, he can plug new $ponsor!

Gypsy Mama Kris Jenner doesn't want her son Rob Kardashian to be shut out of the family money making schemes, so she found a sponsor for him.

This is actually Leo DiCaprio's best look yet...

Can you tell that we're not a fan? 
Why can't Halloween be every day of the year? 
Basically we have to trust the photo agency that this indeed is the Titanic loser, if not, the joke's on us...

DESPERATE LeAnn Rimes tips paparazzi off: Soccer season has begun

Now she can expose entire teams of young children to her disease...then off to Europe!

Snooki calls herself a loser

Back in 2011, Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) was riding high on MTV's Jersey Shore.
When asked by Access Hollywood about her JS co-star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino appearing on Dancing With The Stars Season 11 she had some choice comments.
Fast forward two and a half years, and Snooki herself is the "loser" who is trying to hold on to her last minutes of fame by appearing on Season 17 of the ABC reality show.

What's the difference between Eddie Cibrian and a crash test dummy??

The dummy has a job--DUH.

Oh no! Eddie Cibrian was in a boy band??

You can't make shit up as good as this, to see the fading gigolo in the band 3Deep click HERE