LeAnn & Eddie: "HELP! We lost half our viewers in one week!" Time to leave town...

LeAnn Rimes tries to pretend she didn't call the paparazzi

LeAnn Rimes reportedly was upset that only two photographers showed up when she had contacted seven agencies. Hey, they were taking pictures of people who would actually make them money--give 'em a break! 
She also didn't like the fact that the Daily Mail called Eddie Cibrian "fat and old." 
Damn--Not working sure packs on the pounds! 

Photo credit: Daily Mail UK

Flashback to 2012: Cabo 'wife swap'

Britney Spears ex-fiance shows her, "There's a lot more fish in the sea--SEE?!"

Britney Spears ex-fiance Jason Trawick shows the world that he's doing just fine since splitting with the paparazzi infested pop princess, enjoying a peaceful fishing vacay over Labor Day weekend.

Pack your bags Big Head, time to go to Cabo! LeAnn Rimes warns us she's about to go on manic high

15 bikinis+alcohol+staged photos+spray tan+mental illness=Horsey on vacay with Mr Ed-take #456.

Haven't we seen this before? "LOL"

LeAnn Rimes whisks husband Eddie Cibrian away on a tropical vacation

First posted by the genius twitter account of @blockedbyleann, we see the washed up country crooner taking her cardboard cut-out of a husband on vacay.

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.