A FAKE personal chef cooks dinner for Horse Face & Scumbag in their FAKE kitchen

Oh, this looks so real! NOT

Shall we caption what the fake staff in the back is thinking about the gruesome twosome? 

Ireland Baldwin posts proof of her underage drinking

Are we supposed to think the 18-year old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger is cool??

LeAnn Rimes up to no good...as usual

Here's a twitter photo showing the horse-faced crooner Leann Rimes about to make a famous phone call in March 2012.
You know the one, where she calls a woman at home from a crowded restaurant, puts her on speaker phone and tries to get her to like her after blithering out four letter words and epithets?
Oh, and afterwards she filed a lawsuit against the woman, just because suing her dentist wasn't enough legal fun and games.
Looks like someone was pounding margaritas at Cafe Habana pretty hard right before that infamous phone call!
We like how the drink is empty and the food is barely touched...