Spoiler Alert: First episode of Le and Ed reality show revealed

Spoiler Alert!
Episode 1 of LeAnn Rimes' "scripted" reality show with husband Eddie Cibrian has her staring into the mirror asking, "Who's the fairest of them all?"
When the mirror responds "Brandi Glanville," all hell breaks loose...

LeAnn Rimes blasts pricey Tumi luggage: My cardboard cutout of Eddie wont fit inside!

Oh the problems of LeAnn Rimes -- or LeAnn Whines should we say.
That cardboard cutout of husband Eddie got stuck in a carry on bag, then broke in half in a Tumi duffel sack.
Tumi, you suck!
How's a washed up country crooner supposed to travel with her prop up hubby?