Get ready for a Dateline episode: "Accident or murder??"

Keith Morrison voice over: "Eddie said that he loved her, said he'd 'always be there for her,' so why was he asking her to bungee jump off the Chrysler building without a safety harness? And why had he taken out a one million dollar life insurance policy on his wife just two weeks prior?"

This shit just writes itself at this point...keep tweeting Horsey...

Flip flop sandals: The true enemy of the paparazzi

First Big Head lost his Sasquatch sized sandal chasing down Kourtney Kardashian after dinner at the Commons, now some poor pap lost both his flip flops chasing a chunky LeAnn Rimes at the same center in Calabasas. 
This would imply that the photographers shouldn't be wearing flip flops for their work, it seems to be a hazard as well as a way for celebs to make a quick getaway...

MIRACULOUS RECOVERY! First day of shooting reality show, her hairdresser is on his way to sicko's home!

We knew it would happen, a miraculous recovery, thanks to a shot, and chicken soup prepared by her ever cheatin' hubby Eddie.
Now, a hairdresser named Paul Norton heads over to the house to style Horsey's mane. Advice for Mr Norton: Wear surgical mask, better yet, go "total hazmat..." (see suit below)
So much for reality! Fake illness, fake hair, fake life...