So you want to be famous?

X17 posted this photo of Jessica Alba walking to her car after shopping in Beverly Hills. 
This is a literal 'gang bang!' 

POP-ARAZZI--X17 paps have their whole family involved in paparazzi: "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!"

Exposarazzi would never intentionally drive any traffic to X17's website, but there is always an exception, and today kids, this is it! 

If you have about 5 minutes of time, watch the video attached to this JLo/Casper Smart post. 
Our favorite line comes a few minutes in when the hot shot pap pleads over his Nextel phone to another pap, "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!" 

Seems even his old man is involved in chasing Jenny Around The Block! 
Too freakin' funny...

To go to the post which has the video, click HERE

Exposarazzi gets to do the 'toldyaso' dance again: Jack from X17 was pap in Mercedes shooting Horsey

From only reading Horsey's tweet about a pap in a white Mercedes shooting her this am, Exposarazzi told you it was Jack from X17. 
DAMN WE'RE GOOD...
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LeAnn Rimes copying Brandi Glanville for the 56,543 time...."We both have STALKERS!!"

On Wednesday, October 9, Brandi Glanville posted a tweet about an annoying paparazzi following her around. It's hard to tell from the tweet if Brandi believes the pap is wearing gym clothes, or she herself was in gym clothes and not ready for her close-up?
Whether it was real or imagined, less than 24 hours later, LeAnn Rimes also had a photo stalker, this one "Jack" from X17, an Armenian fellow from Glendale, Ca., who uses his grandfather's Mercedes to do paparazzi. And LeAnn is wearing sweats, btw, just like her idol Brandi Glanville. 
Our only question is, when LeAnn wakes up, does she check her own twitter account or Brandi's? We're guessing the latter...

The people have spoken: Kardashians should take a hike!

Normally, we don't like to cite X17 as a source, for you know, well anything. 
But they do get a lot of visitors to their site to view 'gang bang' pictures of celebs, and we love this poll they took because it backs up what we've been saying for a while now. 
The Kartrashians are finally wearing on the last nerve of the American public. 
Low ratings for their show, and now this poll of X17 website visitors: 

Plight of X17 pap agency--We can't afford to send a pap to Mexico, please HELP

The owner of X17 Francois Navarre, nicknamed "Regis" once bragged to the LA Times that he and his wife were so rich they flew everywhere via private jet.
This came as shocking news to the army of photographers who were handing in their photos every week, living in their beat up cars, and barely scraping by.
Many paps left X17, leaving them with a rag tag crew of Brazilan douchies and other stragglers to limp around LA in search of Britney Spears, Paris Jackson and Miley Cyrus.
But wait-- X17 has a new plan, one where civilians shoot photos of celebs in exotic places and just send them into their office. THEY PAY CA$H!
That has to work, right?
The owner supposedly flies everywhere by private jet but he can't afford to send a single photographer (many of whom conveniently speak Spanish) to Cabo San Lucas to snap a bikini clad Jennifer Aniston and her fiance?

Our professional opinion? Something still stinks over at X17...

LeAnn Rimes desperate to be photographed tweets her location in real time to paps

Desperate, much?
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...

X17 Brazilian Douchebags get caught chasing Paris Jackson

These are the two X17 Brazilian guys (Sandro Rodriquez in top photo, Filipe Teixeira) who sit at the Low P gas station in Calabasas and have tormented Britney Spears for years. Since Britney has managed to evade them, they have focused on the Jackson kids, but it looks like her security is nipping it in the bud. Good for you Paris Jackson, these guys are criminals and BAD NEWS!! To read the full story, click HERE!

X-17 sits on Britney Spears TWO WEEKS and INF gets her!

This is why a bunch of illegal immigrants from Brazil should be taken out to the shed and whipped with a spiked, dirty electrical cord in the rain. 

X-17 devotes three FULL TIME photographers to "sit on" Britney Spears in Calabasas. Chort Lens, Camouflage, and 4-runner douche (as we like to call them) sit and wait at various corners where she could exit, in the extreme valley heat, rain, sleet and well, you get the drift. So, after two weeks of sitting, who gets photos of Britney and her boys? INF! Bless their hearts, an enterprising INF crew snapped the X-17-free trio behind a karate studio in the valley. Look at Britney's expression, "Hey, where'd you guys come from?" sort of look. She's probably relieved that the criminals at X-17 are no where to be seen. Way to go INF!