Kim Kardashian steals a paparazzi picture for her 'throwback Thursday' post

We thought you hated intrusive paparazzi? 
This bikini pic photo with baby North was taken from a boat by a pap shooting into the sun, and guess what, the sun won. 
One of the crappiest pics ever, and not a set up since it doesn't say 'Splash' on credit. 
But if the rogue agencies that take her pic are so intrusive, why post (STEAL) them on your instagram? 
Because Kim Kardashian is the biggest fame/attention whore any of us will ever see in our lifetimes, with LeAnn Rimes coming in a close second, of course. ;-)

Plight of X17 pap agency--We can't afford to send a pap to Mexico, please HELP

The owner of X17 Francois Navarre, nicknamed "Regis" once bragged to the LA Times that he and his wife were so rich they flew everywhere via private jet.
This came as shocking news to the army of photographers who were handing in their photos every week, living in their beat up cars, and barely scraping by.
Many paps left X17, leaving them with a rag tag crew of Brazilan douchies and other stragglers to limp around LA in search of Britney Spears, Paris Jackson and Miley Cyrus.
But wait-- X17 has a new plan, one where civilians shoot photos of celebs in exotic places and just send them into their office. THEY PAY CA$H!
That has to work, right?
The owner supposedly flies everywhere by private jet but he can't afford to send a single photographer (many of whom conveniently speak Spanish) to Cabo San Lucas to snap a bikini clad Jennifer Aniston and her fiance?

Our professional opinion? Something still stinks over at X17...

LeAnn Rimes desperate to be photographed tweets her location in real time to paps

Desperate, much?
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are the new Spencer and Heidi --King and Queen of staged photo ops

Ah, tired of being the brunt of cheating spouse jokes and "skeletal skin and bones" body round-ups in the media, the gruesome twosome of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes have found a way to change their image. It could only get better, right? They recently flew a big-headed pap from GSI down to Mexico to shoot staged bikini shots at the exclusive and private resort. Eddie looks a bit embarrassed, right? Not LeAnn, she paid for the pap to be there, and she got her money's worth!