Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian arranges her staged bikini photos with Splash at the Four Seasons, Westlake

You would think with all the money they're making and all the hundred dollar bills they're wiping their butts with, the Kardashian Klan would be happy. 
But they're not happy until they've collected the last dime they possibly can. 
Here Kourtney Kardashian manages to escape all the paparazzi that constantly trail her to do an EXCLUSIVE staged photo op with $plash by the Four Seasons Spa pool in Westlake. She wants her cut, likely half or more of the sale, in this case she probably made $2.32 from the Mail Online since they have a subscription deal with Splash. 
When you've been doing this long enough, you begin to recognize backgrounds of pics and can tell where they were taken. 
The give away here was the brick work and the two different colored towels, white and cream colored, resting on the chaise lounge. 
Wonder what the other spa guests thought of Kourtney inviting a pap into their pricey spa sanctuary? 

Kourtney Photo: Courtesy of the Daily Mail online

North West in her twenties

We thought we'd save you wondering what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's spawn will morph into when older: 

Hmmmmm...an age progressed North West looks a lot like Aunt Kourtney!!

Bad Fashion Flashback: Kourtney Kardashian in head-to-toe Ed Hardy and Smet [2007]

As Kourtney would say, "How annoying!" 

Flip flop sandals: The true enemy of the paparazzi

First Big Head lost his Sasquatch sized sandal chasing down Kourtney Kardashian after dinner at the Commons, now some poor pap lost both his flip flops chasing a chunky LeAnn Rimes at the same center in Calabasas. 
This would imply that the photographers shouldn't be wearing flip flops for their work, it seems to be a hazard as well as a way for celebs to make a quick getaway...

Exposarazzi crystal ball: Try keeping up with these old washed up Kardashians!

Wonder who has the best smelling private parts in 2040?

Kourtney Kardashian 'forgets' Kendall Jenner in PLANE GANG instagram photo

The money grubbing klan were off to Las Vegas on a private plane. Do you like how Kendall has to add her name to the bottom of the photo? BTW, Khloe looks absolutely heartbroken that husband Lamar Odom left her. We fully expect a 'we're divorcing' announcement any day now...

Face Swap: Or, what Mason and Penelope Disick will look like when they're grown up

C'mon, you know Exposarazzi loves Photo Shop...

Kim Kardashian's Cry For Help: Pay Attention To Me Dammit!

Kim Kardashian doesn't like the world not talking or writing about her. Like her Hidden Hills neighbor LeAnn Rimes, she finds the need to drum up fakery to get attention.
Her latest stunt? Posting a pic on her Facebook page showing her holding a baby, supposedly newborn North West, with big sis Kourtney looking on...But FOOLED YOU, it's an old photo of Kim holding then baby nephew Mason.
What a desperate cry for help.
Here's an idea: stay in your gated community forever and see how long you're remembered.

Grandma Kardashian, is that you?

Granny Kardashian hits the town in NYC

Toldyaso toldyaso toldyaso

To read how the Kartrashians are tanking in the TV ratings, click HERE!

Heidi Klum's pendulous breasts meet the Kardashians

Just gross! Ach du lieber! Was passiert mit Heidi Klum Brüste?

Sinking fast: Kourtney & Kim Take Miami fails to get into top 100 cable shows for Sunday night

The Kardashians have gone head to head with awards shows before, and still managed to pull out decent ratings.
But this last Sunday, February 10, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami failed to make it into the top 100 cable shows for the night.
Exposarazzi is proud of the many people who failed to tune in, and hope it leads to the ultimate demise of the Kardashian Klan...
Don't believe us, look for yourselves HERE...

Morose Kourtney Kardashian smiles big for $plash

Have you ever seen a bigger smile from the monotone, morose Kourtney Kardashian? It's because she gets 50% of the take of the sale of the pics from $plash; and please notice no sunglasses.
The Kardashian's meter is always running kids...

Kartrashians and Jenners leaving Instagram, deleting their images...

Instagram is losing the biggest whore fest family in history, a family who posted pics of every waking moment and even one of Kim's bowel movements in real time. As Exposarazzi writes this, the entire Klan is deleting their photos...God forbid anyone should profit from their images, they do staged pics with $plash for their fair share...You can bet Mama Kris was on the phone to each of her reality spawn getting them to delete their pics asap. On an added note, maybe Kylie shouldn't have dropped out of school so soon for a modeling career, "policy's"?? [It's "policies" you idiot].

What do you know, a Splash photo of a smiling Kourtney in NYC!

You get what you pay for!

Kardashian mantra: "We can't smile for you, we're under contract..."

The Kardashians are under Kontract to one paparazzi agency, Splash, or should we say under Kontract to $plash. When other paps happen upon them exclusively and ask them to $mile, they say, "We can't smile or take off our sunglasses for you, we're under Kontract..." So when we saw this PCN photo this morning of a sullen Kourtney and her unibrow baby boy Mason out at night in NYC, we had to post it. No doubt smiling $plash photos of a smiling mother and son in NYC will emerge soon...We're sure it's a 50/50 split like the deal LeAnn Rimes has with GSI's clean undies Mike Kamara.