Get your lies straight LeAnn! DUH

Now her reality show is a 'satire' and not her real life, or even a scripted reality show

Tori Spelling thanks San Diego Zoo for freebies and comps for family

We'll help you de-code this Tori Spelling tweet! 
"I promised you if you comped us for the day, admission, food, toys, shirts, I'd plug your zoo on my twitter!" 

LeAnn Rimes: No makeup pic? We'll show you a no makeup pic!

LeAnn Rimes is lying to her two fans again. 
She posted a supposed 'no makeup' selfie on twitter and then had the nerve to defend it when one of her fans had the audacity to see actual makeup on the washed up country crooner.
Dear 'Tabatha Jolly' we'll show you LeAnn Rimes without makeup, the REAL thing, not her lying, cheating, FAKE version!

Look, it's a tumble weave! Is there anything REAL on this FAKER?

Fake hair, fake teeth, fake breasts, fake house, fake life...fake

EXCLUSIVE--LeAnn & Eddie use FAKE home for reality series

Not that anyone's even watching, but we here at Exposarazzi are tired of Z-listers faking their 'reality' to make a buck. 

FAKE HOME ON SHOW:

And here's their REAL home in Calabasas

Truly Delusional! LeAnn Rimes performs at casino in Hallandale, FL but thanks Miami on her twitter

LeAnn Rimes wants you to think she's a real BIG SHOT! 
On July 19th she took to her twitter to thank Miami, FL for being such a great crowd. 
One little problem, she didn't perform in Miami, or even Miami-Dade County, she was in Hallandale, in Broward County, yodeling for the casino crowd at the dumpy 'slots 'R Us' Mardi Gras. 
But y'all, in her defense, Miami sounds more glamorous, and who'd bother to take the time to look it up? 
Exposarazzi, that's who--you dumb Beyotch! 

This is from LeAnn Rimes own website:  

The LeAnn Rimes Plays The 'DEATH' Game

Ever notice that whoever dies, they seem to have been LeAnn Rimes' best friend? 
We finally figured out the washed-up country crooner's game. 
The second news is revealed about someone who died, LeAnn is one of the FIRST to post about it on her twitter. 
Then, when the media does a search for one of their "Hollywood remembers 'X'" features, low and behold, there's LeAnn Rimes' tweet! 
Because she is glued to her phone, she is especially adept at playing the DEATH game, kudos to you, LeAnn, you're quicker on the draw and full of more fakery than the rest of Hollyweird! 

Notice how the other people quoted, site the way they actually KNEW James Garner, but not LeAnn! 

Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness

Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH. 
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues. 
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful. 
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm. 
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic. 

Bye bye Big Head? LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian are now doing STAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks

If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he does staged photos with Tori Spelling, Denise Richards and Brooke Burke...

Bonnie Fuller's Hollywood LIfe blog caught doling out FAKE dish

You remember Bonnie Fuller, she's the former magazine editor who declared celebrities are 'just like us' way back once upon a time in tabloid land. 
Yes, Bonnie, they're just like us, they travel via private jet, live in fancy homes and have minions on call to pick up their dog's poop at any hour of the day or night. 
Now running a sub-par blog, she was caught with a big OOPS by Gossip Cop: 

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

Kendra Wilkinson has been getting money from Clear Blue Easy since JUNE 2012

Remember this staged photo op? 
Kendra Wilkinson 'caught' carrying a see through bag with Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test showing? 
She's been getting money to promote their brand for a year and a half now...

Staged photos compliments of $plash photo agency

Kendra Wilkinson is FAKING IT

Yes, she probably 'faked it' for her former boyfriend Hugh Hefner, 87, but now we are willing to say that she is definitely NOT pregnant with baby #2. 
It's all a ploy to get you to tune into her latest reality show. 
When Kendra gets pregnant, in the early stages, her boobs get large and in charge, as we see with this photo of Kendra (below). 
She thinks that magazines will be lining up to get pics and interviews with her and she can rake in some extra money before the season runs out on her show. 
Word to Kendra, we're on to you BIG TIME. 
That's why the magazine you 'leaked' the rumor to didn't even mention you in its new issue. Not a picture, not a gossip item, NADA.
They now know it's a false report as well. 
Free advice: Make up with your mother and stick to the facts or the mags won't trust you one bit. 

Kris Jenner's first set of STAGED photos since separation news was confirmed

If you believe photo captions (which we here at Exposarazzi DO NOT), Kris Jenner dressed up and drove all the way from Calabasas to some LA park to read a book about weight loss.
What really happened?
Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency (which is backed by Splash) was let into the gates of Hidden Hills so he could take a picture of Kris Jenner in her back yard. 
We have no idea what the purpose is, since the caption is ridiculous, but we do know if the photo sells, Kris will collect half of the sale.
Her meter is always running folks.
And don't you love the way the 'S' in 'She' is capitalized mid-sencence? Is Kris Jenner God now? 

Dear Us Weekly --So Jennifer Aniston should be giving birth in March 2014?

Tabloid magazines count on the fact that y'all out there forget what they've written about fifteen seconds after you've read it.
That's why we're going to hold Us Weekly's feet to the fire on their fake Jennifer Aniston pregnancy cover that ran in September 2013.
If Aniston was three months pregnant in September, then we should be hearing the pitter patter of little baby feet by March 2014, right?
But we're guessing that a red-faced Us Weekly knows it's not true as well, that's why they never mentioned the made up story on their website, or in their magazine again since it ran.
Bazinga

Is there a rehab for 'FAME addicts?'

They're baaaaaack! 
Fame whores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have found a way to eeek out their last few minutes of notoriety with a live web series which has them attempting to do real jobs that require actual manual labor type work. 
"Heidi breaks a nail building a chicken coop" or "Heidi's breast implant explodes near deep fryer" will likely be upcoming web episodes. 

Kendra on Top is a ratings flop and full of editing horrors

Like we keep sayin' Kendra on Top Season 2 on the WE network is not even getting 200,000 viewers for any of its episodes, just like its predecessor, Season 1.
We don't know exactly how many viewers it's getting because it is getting so few that it doesn't register in the top 100 cable shows for Friday nights.
Yet recently Kendra tweeted her 2 million + followers (who don't seem to be watching her show) that she was getting 'great ratings.' 
HUH?
The show itself is a hot, fake mess.
There's a preview airing for an upcoming episode where Kendra and Hank have a fight, so Hank has to sleep on the couch.
Sleep on the couch?? Really? They live in a 5,295 square foot home with 5 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms. Surely she has a guest room, or are the extra rooms being used by the camera crew and nanny Rosa who is busy actually raising baby Hank?
The 'F' word is used in almost every sentence out of Kendra's mouth, that is when she's not saying 'sh*t.'
Hank picks up Kendra from the LAX airport in a white GMC SUV with black rims and brings her home. They fight, and when he backs down the driveway the car now has silver rims, because it's the older car they traded in and the editor was too lazy to use new footage.
Kendra's younger brother Colin Wilkinson supposedly drives all the way from San Diego (150 miles) to pick her up in Calabasas, (to drive her back to San Diego for a family weekend) yet he's not allowed in the front door. "Oh, Colin's here, gotta go," Kendra tells Hank as she wheels her luggage out the front door.
No potty break? Colin doesn't want to see his young nephew or brother in law? He's not hungry or thirsty? This is because he never came to pick her up, they just filmed scenes later in a car on a freeway and pretended that happened.
Those are just a few examples of the stupidity and inanity that is Kendra On Top...

This home only has two bedrooms, according to the WE 'reality show' Kendra On Top. But public tax records show it has FIVE.