Introducing: Fat Eddie

Eddie's certainly been embracing his curvier body these days, hope he's not about to pull a Bruce-illa!

Paris fashion week: Who showed the most cleavage? Kim or Kanye?

Desperate Kim Kardashian 'leaks' her own nude photos online

Tick tock tick tock tick tock...
Her 15 minutes is finally coming to an end. 
Can you really 'hack' yourself? 
Don't worry, we've all seen the cavernous NorthWest passage in your sex tape Kim, and we're not impressed

Below is a spot on comment from "Wolfperm" on TMZ's site

Kim Kardashian steals a paparazzi picture for her 'throwback Thursday' post

We thought you hated intrusive paparazzi? 
This bikini pic photo with baby North was taken from a boat by a pap shooting into the sun, and guess what, the sun won. 
One of the crappiest pics ever, and not a set up since it doesn't say 'Splash' on credit. 
But if the rogue agencies that take her pic are so intrusive, why post (STEAL) them on your instagram? 
Because Kim Kardashian is the biggest fame/attention whore any of us will ever see in our lifetimes, with LeAnn Rimes coming in a close second, of course. ;-)

No BIG money deal? Kimye wedding pics splashed for free all over web

What a joke! 

Kim & Kanye: Role Reversal

Kim Kardashian: How I got my body back!

Looks like Kim got her 'body back' with the help of photoshop and staged photos unlike this unflattering real photo--

Meet Chantel Jeffries the NEW and improved Kim K!

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI and reckless driving in Miami in the wee hours of January 23, and at his side was this lovely 21-year old model named Chantel Jeffries. 
Get lost Kim Kardashian, the world has a new 2.0 version...

Sometimes you forget how ginormous Kim Kardashian's butt is...

Here's a reminder 

Proof the Kardashians are finally wearing on your last nerve

Love this NY Post item:

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

North West in her twenties

We thought we'd save you wondering what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's spawn will morph into when older: 

Hmmmmm...an age progressed North West looks a lot like Aunt Kourtney!!

Kris Jenner's prize pig tweets photo sure to win a blue ribbon at Bakersfield State Fair

Kris Jenner is trying to get her 4-H badge, so she submitted this photo of her prize pig Kim Kardashian. 

Fingers crossed, hope she wins! 

Exposarazzi crystal ball: Try keeping up with these old washed up Kardashians!

Wonder who has the best smelling private parts in 2040?

Exposarazzi crystal ball: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at daughter North's wedding

Season 8 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians 'forgets' to film one Khloe milestone

In case you didn't know, or aren't 'keeping up,' ratings are waaaayyyyy down for KUWTK, they only drew in 1 million viewers in the coveted 18-49 demographic for the Sept 29 'Baby Shower Blues' episode.

Seems no one wanted to spend an hour at Kim's baby shower, or hear Khloe Kardashian complain about how she has huge 'camel toe' when wearing tight pants ad-nauseum.

We did notice that the reality show didn't film the call where Camel Toe finds out she's been fired from the X-Factor, and her presence so non essential she wasn't even replaced!

And while co-host and now solo host Mario Lopez constantly addresses Kim Kardashian as, "My girl Kim" he seems to not have any nice words for her little sister Khloe. In fact, we hear that he wanted her out and he got his way...

Mission accomplished: Kris Jenner plays decoy to distract paparazzi

Kris Jenner is a crafty one. After seeing 25 paps sitting on her gated community, some with fold out chairs sitting along side their cars, she sprung into action so that daughter Kim Kardashian could take baby North to a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills without any attention in her assistant's car. You see, North is about to start jet setting around the world and she needs shots and a clean bill of health.
Kris and Kim's pal (his name is so stupid we don't even want to write it) took all the paps to the nearby Topanga mall where they rode a carousel and ate corn dogs. That's normal behavior isn't it?
Kris came out of the back gate in a darkly tinted Rolls Royce so the paps couldn't see who was in the car until they got to the mall.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian snuck out in her GWagen and headed to Beverly Hills for North's check up.
If you're keeping score, the Jenner/Kardashian's won this round...

How to spot a paparazzi --dirty car, clean windows and paper plates

Have you ever heard the saying, "Dirty car, clean windows?" Well, that old adage comes from a former WENN photographer named Gary Sun who told the LA Times that was the way to 'spot a pap car.'
You see, the sneakier paps shoot pics through their car windows, and they need to be clean, to hell with the rest of the car.
Here we see a photog sitting on Kim Kardashian, diligently cleaning his windows. He's not doing it for his health people!
He's also sporting a paper plate, despite the fact that he probably received his real plates in the mail two years ago.
Hey celebs, this is really a warning sign that a pap is following you!

Fashion shoot photo: Is it just us, or has Kim Kardashian never looked better?

Okay, so there's jam smeared all over her face-- at least it's not Ray J's special juice!

Staged photos alert: Kim Kardashian has $plash do staged pics, because, "Khloe is getting all the press!"

Nothing pisses Kim Kardashian off more than when the 'ugly Kardashian' Khloe gets more press than she does, I mean dang, Eminem even mentions 'ugly' Khloe in his new song Berzerk!
Kim has had just about enough of Khloe's marital woes, so she called Splash photo agency to do set up pics.
We've already seen troll doll North, so that's no big thrill, so she had to up the ante, by dying her hair blonde at the ends.
Ho hum ho hum, we don't really care Kim. Better put on that bikini to get Khloe level attention right now!