Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian arranges her staged bikini photos with Splash at the Four Seasons, Westlake

You would think with all the money they're making and all the hundred dollar bills they're wiping their butts with, the Kardashian Klan would be happy. 
But they're not happy until they've collected the last dime they possibly can. 
Here Kourtney Kardashian manages to escape all the paparazzi that constantly trail her to do an EXCLUSIVE staged photo op with $plash by the Four Seasons Spa pool in Westlake. She wants her cut, likely half or more of the sale, in this case she probably made $2.32 from the Mail Online since they have a subscription deal with Splash. 
When you've been doing this long enough, you begin to recognize backgrounds of pics and can tell where they were taken. 
The give away here was the brick work and the two different colored towels, white and cream colored, resting on the chaise lounge. 
Wonder what the other spa guests thought of Kourtney inviting a pap into their pricey spa sanctuary? 

Kourtney Photo: Courtesy of the Daily Mail online

Hilaria Baldwin needs your help--should she sue Bill Gates?

Hilaria Baldwin took to twitter to complain about an annoying photographer outside her building who harassed her baby daughter Carmen. 
We're thinking that he works for Splash, and since they are now

owned by billionaire Bill Gates, she should sue the deepest pockets in the industry. 
Splash supposedly has a strict policy that doesn't allow for the harassment of celebrity children--because of their new ownership. 
This would be a landmark lawsuit. Let's help ID this fellow and bring justice...

We have a HUNCH that this white photographer works for Splash. Just a HUNCH, but we're seldom wrong.
If you're a celebrity and someone who works for Splash has taken your photo on private property, or harassed your child, we encourage you to sue $plash, the Bill Gates photo agency...

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

[Already separated] Bruce and Kris Jenner's staged photo op last December to prove the tabloids were wrong

Last Christmas, Bruce and Kris Jenner were mad that Star magazine had figured out they were separated, so they decided to stage a photo op with Splash photo agency. 
Well, in actuality, Bruce could have probably cared less, but money grubbing Kris thought the true story threatened her empire and future story lines for their reality show. 
So, they went to a Christmas tree lot and posed up a storm for $plash (who cuts them in for half the sale of the photo), and even answered questions on video fed to them in a clipped British accent. 
Bottom line is, the more ridiculous the photo op the truer the story. 

"F*ck you STAR magazine!"

This is the cover that sent Kris Jenner running to the Christmas Tree lot, dragging Bruce behind the car...

Staged photos alert: Kim Kardashian has $plash do staged pics, because, "Khloe is getting all the press!"

Nothing pisses Kim Kardashian off more than when the 'ugly Kardashian' Khloe gets more press than she does, I mean dang, Eminem even mentions 'ugly' Khloe in his new song Berzerk!
Kim has had just about enough of Khloe's marital woes, so she called Splash photo agency to do set up pics.
We've already seen troll doll North, so that's no big thrill, so she had to up the ante, by dying her hair blonde at the ends.
Ho hum ho hum, we don't really care Kim. Better put on that bikini to get Khloe level attention right now!

Surprise! It's attention whore Kim Kardashian!

It's a win-win for the Kartrashian Klan, providing a boost to the ratings of the critically slammed "Kris" talk show. Who would have guessed this is where she would appear first? Second appearance will be in Splash photos where she gets half the take...

Desperate for cash, celebs prep for ABC reality diving show

Kendra Wilkinson needs cash, and she's proven she'll do anything to bring it in. Not only is she doing Celebrity Wife Swap, (the switch is with fellow cash-strapped former reality star Kate Gosselin) but she's joined the cast of ABC's Splash, a diving reality competition show.
All of the cast members need cash. Nicole Eggert (from Baywatch) has her Studio City home up for sale and recently downgraded from a fancy car to a practical one.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar has a bankruptcy in his past and a home that burned to the ground.
Comedian Louie Anderson has heart and health issues, so the fact that he's willing to put his life on the line means he's cash-strapped as well.
Look at the above photo that Kendra tweeted, this is what the final 15-minutes of fame looks like...

Morose Kourtney Kardashian smiles big for $plash

Have you ever seen a bigger smile from the monotone, morose Kourtney Kardashian? It's because she gets 50% of the take of the sale of the pics from $plash; and please notice no sunglasses.
The Kardashian's meter is always running kids...

Staged pic flashback: Kendra Wilkinson fakes a pregnancy scare with Splash photos

Back in June of 2012, Kendra Wilkinson was looking to get some viewers to her new reality show Kendra On Top which had just switched from E!, to the barely watched WE network. What better way to get viewers than to fake buying a few pregnancy tests right? Well, she called her favorite agency $PLASH to take pics (they cut her into 50% of the sales) where you could easily make out her purchases in a plastic bag-- she even donned a sort of worried/perplexed expression to help fuel the gossip. Only one big problem, no magazine fell for the fake story and pics, and no viewers tuned into her WE show. In fact, it failed to make enough ratings to even register in the top 100 cable shows for Tuesday nights.

Meet the paparazzi: John Shinn III's blog puts it all out there!

It's very rare that Exposarazzi can recommend a blog, but the Paparazzi Notebook blog by freelance photographer John Shinn III just blew us away. He knows who all the local paps are, and exposes his problems with collecting from Splash and Bauer-Griffin photo agencies, showing actual sales reports and e-mails to his bosses. Is this great dish or what? He's a bit naive about how much a photo of anyone is worth, especially when there are ten other photogs there "gang-banging" the celeb, but, that said, still great stuff. Click HERE to read John's blog....

Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?

Who did Mel B call first--Splash paparazzi agency or the doctor?

Mel B (aka Scary Spice from the Spice Girls) does staged set-up paparazzi looking shots with Splash and shares in the profits. So, in the middle of the night when she went into labor, who did she call first? We think she called Splash to give them enough time to get to the hospital ahead of her.

What do you know, a Splash photo of a smiling Kourtney in NYC!

You get what you pay for!

Kardashian mantra: "We can't smile for you, we're under contract..."

The Kardashians are under Kontract to one paparazzi agency, Splash, or should we say under Kontract to $plash. When other paps happen upon them exclusively and ask them to $mile, they say, "We can't smile or take off our sunglasses for you, we're under Kontract..." So when we saw this PCN photo this morning of a sullen Kourtney and her unibrow baby boy Mason out at night in NYC, we had to post it. No doubt smiling $plash photos of a smiling mother and son in NYC will emerge soon...We're sure it's a 50/50 split like the deal LeAnn Rimes has with GSI's clean undies Mike Kamara.

The set-up queen Tori Spelling strikes again, but she's running out of ideas for photo ops!

Okay, so she's running out of things to do to get into the magazines. Walking a baby goat down the street and trying to pretend that it is a candid, real moment? Maybe she's a better actress than we've given her credit for! Anytime you see "Startraks" on a photo credit, that's the agency that cuts her in on the profits. Kendra Wilkinson recently ditched Startraks for Splash, and we're wondering if she thought the agency wasn't giving her enough bang for her buck! The most interesting thing is that Tori's neighbor in Encino is her former 90210 co-star, Tiffani Amber Thiessen, (who just had a baby girl), but the two never speak to each other. My advice for Tori? Reunite with Tiffani for one of your staged photo ops!