Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian arranges her staged bikini photos with Splash at the Four Seasons, Westlake

You would think with all the money they're making and all the hundred dollar bills they're wiping their butts with, the Kardashian Klan would be happy. 
But they're not happy until they've collected the last dime they possibly can. 
Here Kourtney Kardashian manages to escape all the paparazzi that constantly trail her to do an EXCLUSIVE staged photo op with $plash by the Four Seasons Spa pool in Westlake. She wants her cut, likely half or more of the sale, in this case she probably made $2.32 from the Mail Online since they have a subscription deal with Splash. 
When you've been doing this long enough, you begin to recognize backgrounds of pics and can tell where they were taken. 
The give away here was the brick work and the two different colored towels, white and cream colored, resting on the chaise lounge. 
Wonder what the other spa guests thought of Kourtney inviting a pap into their pricey spa sanctuary? 

Kourtney Photo: Courtesy of the Daily Mail online

Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS. 
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck. 
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer? 
NOWHERE, that's where. 
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie? 
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife." 
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that? 
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle. 
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight). 
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is. 
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?' 
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview. 
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS. 

 And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks! 

Comment of the day: "What eyes?"

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

Bye bye Big Head? LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian are now doing STAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks

If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he does staged photos with Tori Spelling, Denise Richards and Brooke Burke...

Staged photo queens Tori Spelling and Brooke Burke go head to head...

Who wore it best? 
Taken inside their respective homes, on the same day by the same photographer: 

Brooke Burke fired from DWTS, hired by Cheerios!

Anything to make a quick buck, eh Brooke?
Staged pics with Startraks of her casual shopping trip to pick up honey nut Cheerios. 
We like how she's studying the label. 
Newsflash: nothing nutritious in there Brooke. 
Good grief.

It's a miracle! LeAnn Rimes gets up from death bed to do staged photo op

Nothing gets LeAnn Rimes off her death bed like a staged photo op with Big Head! 
Seems LeAnn went knocking at death's door and no one was home, oh well...

Just Jared

Kids as props: Tori Spelling pimps out her children for press

Tori Spelling's marriage is in the dumpster, but that doesn't stop her from putting her children on full display for posed/staged photos with Startraks photo in her backyard. 
Shame on you Tori, let your children have what's left of a 'normal' life. 

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

Tori Spelling is at it again! Free swag from Old Navy and a piece of photo sale--meter on and running!

Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency and Tori Spelling are at it again, trying to make money off pics while promoting a brand and getting free shit. 

Love the photo caption by the way...gag

Love Tori's fake, "I didn't know someone was taking my picture" look...

Tori Spelling BANS Star magazine from her latest batch of staged pics with Startraks agency

Someone is mad at Star! 
Tori Spelling has banned them from using her latest money making scheme, staged pics from a birthday party on November 3rd at Underwood Farms for Finn & Hattie. 
HUH? 
Finn turned 1 on August 30, and Hattie turned 2 on October 10, 2013. 
NOW they get parties? 
Startraks pays Tori a percentage of the profits of photos so they had to invent some dog and pony show to keep the media interested...
Read in red in photo cap: Exclusive/No Star Magazine

These staged photos of Tori Spelling in a 'monokini' were taken when she alleges she was 'stuck' inside hospital for 2 month stay

Does this look like a hospital to you?
Does she look like she look like she's bedridden on strict orders to stay put??
Tori says her 55-day hospital stay began on May 6, 2012. 
These photos were taken on May 28, 2012. Hattie is 7 months old in these photos, and Tori is carrying her on her left hip. 

Stacy Keibler tries to stay in the public eye with staged pics with Startraks

We have no problem with Stacy Keibler doing set ups, except the whole scenario is so boring the only caption that Startraks can come up with is the dreaded "Out and about..." 
'Out and About' is the kiss of death caption for any set. 
Photo editors think, if you can't come up with a story here, we sure as hell can't!
Now that Stacy is best known as being #456 girl who dated George Clooney, we suggest her doing something in pics rather than just posing pretty. 
Jogging, roller blading, ice skating, using jumper cables to start her car battery, eating a burger, bungee jumping---something! 
Stacy and Startraks, you can do better, dammit! 

Kendra Wilkinson has been getting money from Clear Blue Easy since JUNE 2012

Remember this staged photo op? 
Kendra Wilkinson 'caught' carrying a see through bag with Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test showing? 
She's been getting money to promote their brand for a year and a half now...

Staged photos compliments of $plash photo agency

Kris Jenner's first set of STAGED photos since separation news was confirmed

If you believe photo captions (which we here at Exposarazzi DO NOT), Kris Jenner dressed up and drove all the way from Calabasas to some LA park to read a book about weight loss.
What really happened?
Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency (which is backed by Splash) was let into the gates of Hidden Hills so he could take a picture of Kris Jenner in her back yard. 
We have no idea what the purpose is, since the caption is ridiculous, but we do know if the photo sells, Kris will collect half of the sale.
Her meter is always running folks.
And don't you love the way the 'S' in 'She' is capitalized mid-sencence? Is Kris Jenner God now?