Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

How did a photographer get in Tori Spelling's backyard? Call the police!

Oh, never mind, she invited him...

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

Bye bye Big Head? LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian are now doing STAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks

If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he does staged photos with Tori Spelling, Denise Richards and Brooke Burke...

Staged photo queens Tori Spelling and Brooke Burke go head to head...

Who wore it best? 
Taken inside their respective homes, on the same day by the same photographer: 

Brooke Burke fired from DWTS, hired by Cheerios!

Anything to make a quick buck, eh Brooke?
Staged pics with Startraks of her casual shopping trip to pick up honey nut Cheerios. 
We like how she's studying the label. 
Newsflash: nothing nutritious in there Brooke. 
Good grief.

Tori Spelling vs the paparazzi

I feel for her, but the truth is, you invite paparazzi into your home to take pics of your kids. 
This guy may be the first to get prosecuted in anti paparazzi law...

Kids as props: Tori Spelling pimps out her children for press

Tori Spelling's marriage is in the dumpster, but that doesn't stop her from putting her children on full display for posed/staged photos with Startraks photo in her backyard. 
Shame on you Tori, let your children have what's left of a 'normal' life. 

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Tori Spelling is at it again! Free swag from Old Navy and a piece of photo sale--meter on and running!

Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency and Tori Spelling are at it again, trying to make money off pics while promoting a brand and getting free shit. 

Love the photo caption by the way...gag

Love Tori's fake, "I didn't know someone was taking my picture" look...

Tori Spelling BANS Star magazine from her latest batch of staged pics with Startraks agency

Someone is mad at Star! 
Tori Spelling has banned them from using her latest money making scheme, staged pics from a birthday party on November 3rd at Underwood Farms for Finn & Hattie. 
HUH? 
Finn turned 1 on August 30, and Hattie turned 2 on October 10, 2013. 
NOW they get parties? 
Startraks pays Tori a percentage of the profits of photos so they had to invent some dog and pony show to keep the media interested...
Read in red in photo cap: Exclusive/No Star Magazine

These staged photos of Tori Spelling in a 'monokini' were taken when she alleges she was 'stuck' inside hospital for 2 month stay

Does this look like a hospital to you?
Does she look like she look like she's bedridden on strict orders to stay put??
Tori says her 55-day hospital stay began on May 6, 2012. 
These photos were taken on May 28, 2012. Hattie is 7 months old in these photos, and Tori is carrying her on her left hip. 

Stacy Keibler tries to stay in the public eye with staged pics with Startraks

We have no problem with Stacy Keibler doing set ups, except the whole scenario is so boring the only caption that Startraks can come up with is the dreaded "Out and about..." 
'Out and About' is the kiss of death caption for any set. 
Photo editors think, if you can't come up with a story here, we sure as hell can't!
Now that Stacy is best known as being #456 girl who dated George Clooney, we suggest her doing something in pics rather than just posing pretty. 
Jogging, roller blading, ice skating, using jumper cables to start her car battery, eating a burger, bungee jumping---something! 
Stacy and Startraks, you can do better, dammit! 

Tori Spelling's son Liam 'hates paparazzi,' so why was one with them on a trip to the pumpkin patch?

Fake-arazzi
Tori Spelling got caught doing staged photos with Startraks photographer Michael Simon, who even came in one of their two cars to the Pierce College Farm. 
To read the full RADAR article, click HERE!

BAZINGA

Kris Jenner's first set of STAGED photos since separation news was confirmed

If you believe photo captions (which we here at Exposarazzi DO NOT), Kris Jenner dressed up and drove all the way from Calabasas to some LA park to read a book about weight loss.
What really happened?
Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency (which is backed by Splash) was let into the gates of Hidden Hills so he could take a picture of Kris Jenner in her back yard. 
We have no idea what the purpose is, since the caption is ridiculous, but we do know if the photo sells, Kris will collect half of the sale.
Her meter is always running folks.
And don't you love the way the 'S' in 'She' is capitalized mid-sencence? Is Kris Jenner God now? 

Ryan Reynolds doing staged pics: for a pair of Puma sneakers!

If you don't think celebs need some quick cash and free swag, check out who has joined the list of celebs faking paparazzi pics--Ryan Reynolds.

How do we know? Well, if it says "Michael Simon/Startraks" it's fake my friends.
Too bad People.com didn't plug Puma in their caption!

This is one of Denise Richards' most bizarre set of staged pics...

Denise Richards called Startraks photo agency to take photos of her unloading groceries for an "End of World Party," in reference to the Mayan calendar which ends 12-21-12. The caption plugs Jell-O pudding as one of her purchases, and I know if the world was coming to an end, this would be the way to go, OD'ing on chocolate pudding. Looks like Denise and Startraks are running out of ideas for staged pics...

UK's Daily Mail calls out the Queen of Staged Photo Ops once again...

There are a lot of celebs who do staged photo ops in the hopes of keeping their faces and bodies in the public eye (Tori Spelling, LeAnn Rimes, Heidi Montag) but there's only one Grande Dame, Denise Richards. And, once again the Daily Mail is calling her out on her ridiculous "look at me" bikini pics...

Fake pap shots, used as "advertorial" vanity shots in magazines

So my friends, what is an "advertorial" plug? It's when you do a staged set-up with an agency like Startraks and are paid not only for the photo, but to plug a certain item like "Popchips" or "Simple Skincare Cleansing Facial Wipes." It's a win-win situation for the product, after all, they don't have to shell out big bucks for the advertising pages, and if it's used, it goes in the editorial side with a celeb face attached. If "Michael Simon" is credited with taking the photo, you can bet it's staged. Our favorite is how Simon managed to sneak into Rob Kardashian's back yard to snap him using "Dentyne Split2Fit" (whatever the heck that is)!!