We love this tweet: The Friends' cast in their high school yearbook pics...

Wow, for someone who is 6 months pregnant, Jennifer Aniston is barely showing!

In September 2013, Us Weekly promised us that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant. If she is, she deserves an award for 'best hidden baby bump!' 
Bathing beauty Jen and her fiance went to Cabo for the Christmas/NY holidays...

OMG alert: Jennifer Aniston new hair do

Jennifer Aniston has chopped off her long locks in favor of a short bob. 
It's a bit messy in this pic, but we like it well enough, but not as much as we liked 'the Rachel!' 

It's a little Kurt Cobain grunge

Dear Us Weekly --So Jennifer Aniston should be giving birth in March 2014?

Tabloid magazines count on the fact that y'all out there forget what they've written about fifteen seconds after you've read it.
That's why we're going to hold Us Weekly's feet to the fire on their fake Jennifer Aniston pregnancy cover that ran in September 2013.
If Aniston was three months pregnant in September, then we should be hearing the pitter patter of little baby feet by March 2014, right?
But we're guessing that a red-faced Us Weekly knows it's not true as well, that's why they never mentioned the made up story on their website, or in their magazine again since it ran.
Bazinga

Plight of X17 pap agency--We can't afford to send a pap to Mexico, please HELP

The owner of X17 Francois Navarre, nicknamed "Regis" once bragged to the LA Times that he and his wife were so rich they flew everywhere via private jet.
This came as shocking news to the army of photographers who were handing in their photos every week, living in their beat up cars, and barely scraping by.
Many paps left X17, leaving them with a rag tag crew of Brazilan douchies and other stragglers to limp around LA in search of Britney Spears, Paris Jackson and Miley Cyrus.
But wait-- X17 has a new plan, one where civilians shoot photos of celebs in exotic places and just send them into their office. THEY PAY CA$H!
That has to work, right?
The owner supposedly flies everywhere by private jet but he can't afford to send a single photographer (many of whom conveniently speak Spanish) to Cabo San Lucas to snap a bikini clad Jennifer Aniston and her fiance?

Our professional opinion? Something still stinks over at X17...

Us Weekly's Jennifer Aniston source--her acting coach!

Keeping in our theme of inside job snitches who tattle to the magazines, we have Leigh Kilton-Smith, Jennifer Aniston's longtime pal and acting coach who even travels the world with the former Friends actress. Us Weekly's frizzy haired munchkin Ian Drew receives inside baseball tips on Jen directly from Leigh, which leads to cover stories like "Why Jen Dumped Vince [Vaughn]" or "What Jen Says About Angelina..." you get the picture. Again, the snitch is from the inner sanctum, not a manicurist or limo driver. Above you'll see the slippery, greasy Drew with Sharon Stone, and a giggly Leigh Kilton-Smith behind a camera shy Jen Aniston.