Showing posts with label Dean McDermott. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dean McDermott. Show all posts
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Why do we think this tweet is a payback for free stay?
Because that is the history of Tori & Dean the grifters and fakers...
Saturday, August 2, 2014
Candy Spelling as a little girl--she posts this 'throwback Thursday' pic
Candy Spelling is now 68-years old and worth $600 million (stop drooling Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott, she looks very healthy!), but back in the day, she was just a kid with her stuffed animal...
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Dean McDermott: He can't handle the truth!
Maybe twitter isn't the best place for a recovering addict who can't seem to take criticism. Hey, you're an 'actor' pretend like it doesn't bother you! Try 'the method'...
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness
Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH.
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues.
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful.
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm.
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic.
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues.
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful.
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm.
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Does anyone else find this odd? Look who wrote this Tori Spelling article...
Donna Martin? Wasn't that Tori Spelling's famous BH 90210 moniker?
Seems like her alter ego is getting revenge...
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS.
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck.
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer?
NOWHERE, that's where.
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie?
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife."
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that?
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle.
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight).
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is.
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?'
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview.
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS.
And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks!
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck.
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer?
NOWHERE, that's where.
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie?
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife."
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that?
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle.
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight).
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is.
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?'
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview.
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
December 6, 2013: This is what Tori Spelling was doing the exact day her husband was cheating on her in Canada...
We're pretty sure that Dean's ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace was doing something equally mundane back in August 2005 when her then husband (Dean the douchebag) was cheating on her with a married Tori!
The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble
Heed our words!
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics
Liar liar short shorts on fire!
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad."
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew!
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad."
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew!
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks
These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil.
One problem Tori, where's Dean??
One problem Tori, where's Dean??
Friday, January 3, 2014
Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!
People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal.
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray.
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS!
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain.
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever."
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage.
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift.
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.'
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE!
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray.
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS!
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain.
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever."
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage.
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift.
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.'
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE!
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Uh, you've got the wrong Emily Goodhand! "I'm no home wrecker!"
Woe is you if someone involved in a scandal shares your same exact name.
Such is the case with an Emily Goodhand in the UK who was deluged with hate tweets after her comely Canadian namesake sold her story to Us Weekly.
You know the sordid details already, it involves a one night stand with Dean McDermott, aka Mr Tori Spelling on December 6, 2013.
The UK Emily Goodhand took the time to answer back her 'haters,' we have no idea what the naughty Emily Goodhand is up to though!
Such is the case with an Emily Goodhand in the UK who was deluged with hate tweets after her comely Canadian namesake sold her story to Us Weekly.
You know the sordid details already, it involves a one night stand with Dean McDermott, aka Mr Tori Spelling on December 6, 2013.
The UK Emily Goodhand took the time to answer back her 'haters,' we have no idea what the naughty Emily Goodhand is up to though!
Dean McStud-muffin!
Someone (besides wife Tori Spelling) wanted to have sex with this...
Photo credit: KM Press Group
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace
Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Caption This contest brings in amazing retorts...
Here's a bearded Dean McDermott having a convo with his famous wife Tori Spelling.
But what on earth are they saying to each other?
Answers:
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..."
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?"
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!"
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!"
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]
But what on earth are they saying to each other?
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..."
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?"
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!"
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!"
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
TMI Tori strikes again! Tori Spelling doesn't hold back in her new book, but maybe she should?
How did Star magazine miss THIS excerpt from Tori Spelling's new book Spelling It Like It Is?
Pg 14: "When I met Dean [McDermott] I went from sharing nothing with my partner to telling Dean everything. TMI is the story of our lives. We regularly share the size, color, and length of our shits. We beckon each other to the toilet to lean in and get a good look. Unfortunately, our kids have picked up on this habit too. There are photos on my phone of the most impressive McDermott family shits. Instagram, eat your heart out."
Photos: KM Press Group
Pg 14: "When I met Dean [McDermott] I went from sharing nothing with my partner to telling Dean everything. TMI is the story of our lives. We regularly share the size, color, and length of our shits. We beckon each other to the toilet to lean in and get a good look. Unfortunately, our kids have picked up on this habit too. There are photos on my phone of the most impressive McDermott family shits. Instagram, eat your heart out."
Friday, October 25, 2013
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott can't seem to get on the same page...
Tori Spelling is trying to promote her new book by telling everyone who will listen that she and hubby Dean McDermott are so broke, they couldn't even afford to get him a vasectomy!
Dean took offense to his wife's book, and hit the Access Hollywood Live studio and Us Weekly's office to let them know his wife Tori is full of sh*t.
Now Dean knows what Candy Spelling felt like when Tori's other books came out!
Do Tori and Dean even live in the same house, does he not know how to tow the party line?
It's a ploy to sell more books, duh.
Advice to Dean: You're an actor, stick to the script, stupid!
Dean took offense to his wife's book, and hit the Access Hollywood Live studio and Us Weekly's office to let them know his wife Tori is full of sh*t.
Now Dean knows what Candy Spelling felt like when Tori's other books came out!
Do Tori and Dean even live in the same house, does he not know how to tow the party line?
It's a ploy to sell more books, duh.
Advice to Dean: You're an actor, stick to the script, stupid!
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