The LeAnn Rimes Plays The 'DEATH' Game

Ever notice that whoever dies, they seem to have been LeAnn Rimes' best friend? 
We finally figured out the washed-up country crooner's game. 
The second news is revealed about someone who died, LeAnn is one of the FIRST to post about it on her twitter. 
Then, when the media does a search for one of their "Hollywood remembers 'X'" features, low and behold, there's LeAnn Rimes' tweet! 
Because she is glued to her phone, she is especially adept at playing the DEATH game, kudos to you, LeAnn, you're quicker on the draw and full of more fakery than the rest of Hollyweird! 

Notice how the other people quoted, site the way they actually KNEW James Garner, but not LeAnn! 

LeAnn Rimes---so many injuries and illnesses, we've officially lost count

Twitter peep @dirtyvegas5 took a stab at it though: 

LeAnn Rimes tries to block Eddie Cibrian's view of his son's soccer game

Compliments of @carothinks on twitter

LeAnn Rimes new tattoo! '666' on her forehead

STOP THE PRESSES

LeAnn Rimes got a new tattoo! 
She teased us all day with what she would get, and where she would put it. 
Some Fame/Flynet photographer nabbed the EXCLUSIVE! 
Here is the FIRST PHOTO of Le with her new tattoo, and we must say, it's pure genius!

Here's a photo of LeAnn Rimes' fans

Wowzers! She has a lot of them!

Kris Jenner wins date with former Bachelor Ben Flajnik for $2,500

Anything is better than being with your husband, right?
We love the comments on her post:

Brandi Glanville reveals: LeAnn Rimes showed up for pap photo op at Mason's soccer game

You see, 10 minutes is all Horsey could last, she is very very sick you know...Doesn't she look THRILLED to be there?

Fashion shoot photo: Is it just us, or has Kim Kardashian never looked better?

Okay, so there's jam smeared all over her face-- at least it's not Ray J's special juice!

Whose dirty feet are these?

Two guesses, first one doesn't count!
And no fair looking at the "labels" section...
Is this why her nickname is LeAnn GRIMES?

The Kylie Jenner freak show

When you're in the Kardashian family, or Kardashian adjacent like Kylie and Kendall Jenner, you really have to do something to get attention.
Kylie Jenner claims to "hate paparazzi" yet she makes a bee-line for the Commons in Calabasas and dresses up like a certifiable FREAK to get her "look at MEEEEE!" fix.
She slapped together sort of a combo of Lady Gaga in Paparazzi video, Minnie Mouse and Princess Leia from Star Wars.
Our advice?
You're 16 Kylie, relax, in just two short years and you can make a sex tape like your big sis Kim and get all the press you ever dreamed of.

Proof that LeAnn Rimes is frantically checking Brandi Glanville's twitter

GOT STRAIGHT JACKET? 

On August 9 in the am, Brandi Glanville posts that her boys are so tired and are about to be picked up by their father to go to Aspen, Co. You see, his horse face crooner wife has a casino gig there.
One hour later LeAnn Rimes posts a tweet saying that in her presence they are "wide awake" virtually  bouncing off the walls.
Ergo, they must love her more, right?

Ireland Baldwin posted this photo and called it "Date Night"

We're thinking it looks like something else.
Skype sex with boyfriend Slater Trout?

Surprise! It's attention whore Kim Kardashian!

It's a win-win for the Kartrashian Klan, providing a boost to the ratings of the critically slammed "Kris" talk show. Who would have guessed this is where she would appear first? Second appearance will be in Splash photos where she gets half the take...

Thunder thigh hits the Grammys

Celebrities never know when it's time to give some other up-and-comer a chance and just get off the stage.
Case in point, Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, we see your thunder thigh. We see your bald boy toy "Casper." We see your kids out with non-stop nannies and bodyguards.
Time to let someone else have their time in the limelight, "Jenny."

MORE LIES: Horsey DESPERATE to stay in the news, claims she thought about suicide...

LeAnn Rimes is positively DESPERATE for attention, and running out of ammo. The clock is ticking down. Egomaniacs traditionally don't kill themselves, so we're not buying it. Horsey...GO AWAY