Oh, I see a Season 2 of LeAnn & Eddie! Said no one, ever!!!

Ratings for "Eddie has a lazy eye and LeAnn has a lazy ovary episode" that aired on August 21: 

LeAnn Rimes confirms: I shart myself at Miami fashion show

So the 'suspicious' stain was spinach juice, now we officially know everything about you and we're horrified. 

Get your lies straight LeAnn! DUH

Now her reality show is a 'satire' and not her real life, or even a scripted reality show

What do you know? Eddie Cibrian's fake assistant is a comedian

Week 2: LeAnn & Eddie in ratings free fall

How long until VH1 decides to air the rest of the episodes online (if at all?)

July 24:

July 17:

RIP career of Vh1's Susan Levison

Oh yeah, this was bound to be a hit show! HA! 

We wonder if Ms Levison has already cleaned out her desk or if she's going to wait until Monday? 

A FAKE personal chef cooks dinner for Horse Face & Scumbag in their FAKE kitchen

Oh, this looks so real! NOT

Shall we caption what the fake staff in the back is thinking about the gruesome twosome? 

EXCLUSIVE--LeAnn & Eddie use FAKE home for reality series

Not that anyone's even watching, but we here at Exposarazzi are tired of Z-listers faking their 'reality' to make a buck. 

FAKE HOME ON SHOW:

And here's their REAL home in Calabasas

Say what?

LeAnn & Eddie's reality show only serves to showcase their stupidity and the fact that they are supremely unlikable. 
Here, a Daily Mail commenter who calls themselves "bored to tears" tries to figure out WTF Eddie's ATM just said: 

LeAnn & Eddie: Meet the ratings DUMPSTER

Vh1 should know that the dumping of toxic waste over the cable airwaves is punishable by horrid ratings. 

Scene from upcoming 'scripted reality' show

This actually looks like a moment that wasn't scripted! LeAnn makes faces at her husband/brother/father/enabler?? Eddie Cibrian. 

Vh1's LeAnn & Eddie: Sneak peak!

LeAnn Rimes checks into the budget friendly Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu's North Shore

'Gurney Productions' is obviously on a budget, as they film the horse-faced crooner and her out of work husband for their scripted reality show. 
Forget the Four Seasons, the couple checked into the Turtle Bay Resort (dubbed the Motel 6 of the North Shore), where rooms go for as low as $215 a night. 
We were able to tell it was the Turtle Bay resort from this pic LeAnn posted to her twitter: 

Is there a rehab for 'FAME addicts?'

They're baaaaaack! 
Fame whores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have found a way to eeek out their last few minutes of notoriety with a live web series which has them attempting to do real jobs that require actual manual labor type work. 
"Heidi breaks a nail building a chicken coop" or "Heidi's breast implant explodes near deep fryer" will likely be upcoming web episodes. 

The lowest budget 'scripted' reality show in history hits the bowling alley

We told you VH1 was pinching pennies until Lincoln screamed for the budget of Horsey and Mr Ed's 6 episode 'scripted reality show.'

Check out what one of the six episodes will be, Horsey with a broken hand bowling. Talk about a handicap...

Best job ever? Boy, she really was jealous of Brandi Glanville!

How low budget is LeAnn Rimes' scripted reality show?

While the Kardashians travel to Greece, London and Paris, and even Kendra Wilkinson makes it to Big Bear, Ca., on her WE network show Kendra On Top, it seems our egomaniacal Horsey is budget bound by VH1 to the confines of her Hidden Hills home.

The VH1 crew couldn't follow her phlegm filled body to Europe for her five casino gigs?

From what we've gleaned via her twitter, and monitoring paparazzi websites, the 6 episodes will be Horse walking around the house in the bikini in front of actors paid to portray her stepsons.

Even the dang Duggars on TLC get to Branson, Mo, and our Little Couple went to China.

VH1, we've been privy to  LeAnn & Eddie's boring and inane relationship, and if your camera crew is snoring now, you can imagine what viewers will be doing...

The best "reality family" on television

TLC's The Little Couple is our favorite reality TV show right now. Bill and Jen Klein's addition of little Will, 3, adopted from China earlier in the year has really provided some fun and super cute shows. If you're not watching, you're missing something...

Here we go again: Kendra on the Bottom

Season 2 of WE network's Kendra on Top has failed to make it into the top 100 cable shows for Friday night for two weeks in a row.

Kendra Wilkinson has 2.3 million twitter followers, she can't get even 200,000 of them to tune in?

This definitively proves that twitter 'followers' are bullsh*t numbers-- as inflated as Kendra's fake breasts. 

LeAnn Tweets: Please send paps, asap!

Big Head is on his way over, he was 'behind the fish house' changing his undies...

Psychic Sally: Eddie Cibrian caught "checking out" actress hired to play his ex-wife on Vh1 reality show

Geez, it's only the first day of filming!
How long before they're doing the nasty in the boys' backyard fort?

More predictions to come from Psychic Sally...