Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?

Who did Mel B call first--Splash paparazzi agency or the doctor?

Mel B (aka Scary Spice from the Spice Girls) does staged set-up paparazzi looking shots with Splash and shares in the profits. So, in the middle of the night when she went into labor, who did she call first? We think she called Splash to give them enough time to get to the hospital ahead of her.

What a shocker: Bachelorette DeAnna dumps Jesse

Now the only question is, who will continue to do $et-ups with Pacific Coast News? 

Heidi Montag isn't as chipper when she's not doing a set up...

When she's not in on the take, like when Pacific Coast News shoots her, Heidi Montag is downright uncooperative and grumpy. 

Check out the not-so-perky Heidi when she's caught leaving Trashy Lingerie by a competing photo agency. Where's that fake smile? 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt collect on paparazzi pics

Not all pseudo-celebrities hate the paparazzi! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do staged set ups with Pacific Coast News agency, and their favorite photographer "Matt," in order to get a piece of the $$$. Who can blame them? 

Other stars who engage in set ups and the agencies they work with to come....