LeAnn Rimes: Art Imitates Life

Do we need to fill in the blanks for you? 
No Le, you can't make Eddie Cibrian love you. 

Kaley Cuoco & Ryan Sweeting: Countdown to divorce in three, two, one...

Professional tennis player Ryan Sweeting--let us stop there. 
You've never heard of him before he started dating Kaley Cuoco, right? But he IS ranked #677 for singles players in the world, that status should have him raking in millions of $--NOT. 
When paparazzi shot photos of a brand new BMW being dropped off at Kaley's home, they assumed she had purchased the pricey ride for Ryan, and they were right of course. 
But Ryan, who had no idea hooking up with the Big Bang Theory actress would come with the added aggravation of photographers following them everywhere 24/7 took to his twitter to counter their photo caption: 

This idiot is lucky if he can get a job as a 'pro' at a country club, that is if they are into hiring someone who has a DUI and drug arrest in their past. 

Now to Kaley, she did buy that car, he lives in her home, has no job, no endorsements, he's a loser and she's going to file for divorce in the next 18-months. 
Look how thrilled Ryan is to be sitting next to his wife with FLOOR seats of the Lakers game on January 3? Right, like we said...

Guess what Ryan, those same annoying "idiot" photographers will catch you cheating as well, just a heads up! 

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE! 

Which came first, the chicken (the story) or the egg (a blog)?

When you read a tabloid magazine article you may wonder, where do they get their information? 
You would think there are diligent reporters pounding keyboards fielding phone calls from sources, and vetting those sources, but the reality is much different. 
The majority of info given to magazines like People come through publicists or the celeb themselves. 
But publicists and their famous clients don't trust the tabloids, so Star 'reporters' are busy trolling the web, reading gossip blogs, looking at paparazzi photos, doing what any of us can do to get info. 
If you are a 'source' for these tabloids, you will know that what you've told them will end up in an upcoming issue. 
"How did [X] know that? [X] must be right!" 
Or you may just know that the lazy reporters have trolled your blog and will inevitably take the info --this doesn't make the information correct or the blogger prescient. 
Someone reading a blog could phone that info into a tabloid in the hopes of making some quick cash, it doesn't make it accurate. 
This issue of Star [below] had two major errors, the fact that LeAnn Rimes does not live in the Hollywood Hills, and the fact that Jake Cibrian's first name is not Austin. Is this from editorial laziness, or from sources who don't really have their facts straight? 
The 'drunk in a closet' stuff is inevitably from a Star reporter reading a blogger's blind item, and the $50 million is a fantasy and highly inflated version of LeAnn Rimes' actual wealth. 
Who wants to read about a $1.2 million divorce? BIG numbers get BIG attention.
While we do believe Mr Ed is in a living hell of his own making with the country crooner, we don't believe he's throwing in the towel--yet. 

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Alec Baldwin compared wife Kim Basinger to famous Chinese communist revolutionary

Alec Baldwin knows how to throw out a zinger. 
The Irish 'bloviator' once compared his wife Kim Basinger (they were married from 1993-2002) to Chariman Mao Tse-tung. 
You see, he was annoyed that Kim wore the same blue jean overalls every single day, like a uniform, so he told a reporter, "It's like being married to Mao Tse-tung!" 
Needless to say, Kim filed for divorce shortly after that interview...

Star magazine changes their cover when they learn LeAnn Rimes' true net worth...

From the brazilliantly twisted mind of my twitter IDOL @carothinks...

New Star magazine cover

We think Eddie Cibrian would have to have a J-O-B before he dumps his horse-faced wife, but who knows? And the $50 million is way off, LeMann is lucky if she has a few million in the bank. Oh, and get ready for the staged, "We're SO HAPPY!" pics...

Hands down, our favorite cover story

What would his new name be? Brucilla?

[Already separated] Bruce and Kris Jenner's staged photo op last December to prove the tabloids were wrong

Last Christmas, Bruce and Kris Jenner were mad that Star magazine had figured out they were separated, so they decided to stage a photo op with Splash photo agency. 
Well, in actuality, Bruce could have probably cared less, but money grubbing Kris thought the true story threatened her empire and future story lines for their reality show. 
So, they went to a Christmas tree lot and posed up a storm for $plash (who cuts them in for half the sale of the photo), and even answered questions on video fed to them in a clipped British accent. 
Bottom line is, the more ridiculous the photo op the truer the story. 

"F*ck you STAR magazine!"

This is the cover that sent Kris Jenner running to the Christmas Tree lot, dragging Bruce behind the car...

TMZ's source for Lamar Odom bashing posts is...drumroll...Harvey Levin's BFF Kris Jenner! Surprise!

Okay, so you're not surprised. They've been pals for years, in fact, they would even sit together at the OJ Simpson trial back in 1995.
But isn't it amazing that Lamar Odom managed to not do crack cocaine during the basketball season and only got hooked on it after the season was over-- for two years in a row?
How does that work?
NBA players face random and organized drug testing, so TMZ had to alter Kris Jenner's original gossip to fit reality.
The truth is, Lamar was cheating on Princess Sasquatch (Khloe) and the Kartrashian Klan is humiliated. So, they're off to ruin what's left of Lamar Odom's basketball career, virtually insuring no one will hire him for the 2013-2014 season.
Proving that nothing good comes from hooking up with a Kardashian...(ask Kris Humphries, if you can find him)

Lamar Odom FOUND under $2 hooker, "I thought she was my wife" he explains

Just cuz a guy turns his phone off for three days doesn't mean he's hitting the crack pipe.
In Lamar Odom's case we think he's sneaking away for a little fun with a big boned, transgender Khloe Kardashian look alike.
On a side note, the photo below was taken at the pap haven Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills. Khloe seems surprised to see them...DUH

Eddie Cibrian's evil plan is taking form: LeAnn's $ buys a pricey home so now he can get half of its value in divorce!

Eddie Cibrian may look and talk like a total airhead, but he's smarter than we thought. After years of renting in LA, he's convinced his horse-faced wife LeAnn Rimes to BUY a pricey home, a "mansion" according to the Cibrian children. Now, when they divorce he will get half the value of that home since the gruesome twosome have NO PRENUP. He's convinced his ever-lovin' wife that this is the best move for them, and she took to her "private" blog to share the great news.
It's like a dang Lifetime movie!

PS: The above photo is not their new home, just a approximate rendering for your viewing pleasure...We've learned since posting this the couple purchased the home inside Hidden Hills for $4.5 million, it features a full gym (good, guess we won't have to see pics of Horsey galloping to Equinox anymore), 6 bedrooms, gourmet kitchen (well, that's a waste, since Horsey eats out all the time) and sits on 2 acres.

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.

Maybe Christie is the problem?

Forget her first TWO marriages, what's up with numbers three and four? 

After a whirlwind romance with Coloarado real estate mogul Rick Taubman, Brinkley quickly divorced him while pregnant with their son Jack. Her reason? She later called him "the Devil," and cut him off from his son's life completely. Husband number four, architect Peter Cook, adopted Jack and Christie couldn't shower enough praise on him to the media. Seems he was a creep as well, but what's up with her choice in men? Does she need to be a serial dater? Does she need to be with a man to feel like a success? Seems a trip to the shrink might be a better use of her time.