Huh? Words of wisdom from Oprah's main squeeze Stedman Graham

Have you ever read Stedman Graham's tweets? 
They are filled w/ everyday platitudes that will leave you feeling like a hollow tree. 
Listen Stedman, the only thing we want to know from you is: How were you able to hook up with Oprah? Is the life of a billionaire's beau everything we imagine it to be? 
Because frankly, you're looking quite 'comfortable' and 'weak' these days...(see below)

Oprah Winfrey has a garbage sale

Or is that a garage sale? 
Seems the media mogul has decided that her interior decorating style is not "old, rich, oppressive white people" and doesn't reflect her at all. 
So, everything must go, so she can redecorate her $50 million Montecito estate in her OWN taste, you know, hamburger print wall paper, bean bag chairs shaped like Sprinkle's Cupcakes and the like.
The best part of the promo is that her fitness trainer Bob Greene is auctioning off his crap as well! I can't wait to see all the unused fitness equipment that Oprah had left to rust in the two 1,000 square foot work out rooms...

Stars without makeup: Oprah Winfrey

Hey, nice cornrows O!

Oprah comes clean: I'm globophobic

Who knew Oprah Winfrey had a fear of balloons? The 59-year old media mogul came clean on why balloons freak her out, "When they pop, it reminds me of gunfire," she said.
Fair enough.
Globophobia is the fear of balloons.
Funny, because here she is, AS a balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade...;-)

Even billionaires misspell words: Oprah gets fast and "loose"

Oprah was in a tweeting frenzy after airing her interview with Lindsay Lohan on her OWN network on Sunday night (Aug 18).
So, we'll forgive her for her spelling gaff.
At least it means she's probably doing her own tweets...
FYI: Oprah's name itself is a spelling error, she was supposed to be named after the Biblical figure Orpah but someone misspelled it on the birth certificate.

The photo that made Oprah admit she was altering her image on covers of O magazine

The year was 2008, and Oprah Winfrey was on top of the world with a hit talk show, magazine, private jets, fancy cars and a $50 million estate in Montecito.
But the one thing the billionaire couldn't control was her weight, and a single paparazzi photo taken on an off day caused her to come clean just weeks later to her fans about photoshopped covers of O mag that constantly made her appear slim and trim.
She left fans scratching their heads. If someone like Oprah with private chefs, 24-hour a day on call personal trainer (Bob Greene) couldn't keep the weight off, what hope was there for the rest of us?
Singer Alanis Morissette once said she liked paparazzi, "It forces transparency" she commented.
We agree...

Bob Geene is a diet guru fraud, celebrity moocher, just look at his star client

Bob Greene has just released his 10th book, "20 Years Younger" and he wants you to buy it. Why would anyone buy his book when his most famous client is a diet disaster? Oprah Winfrey is obviously not reading his books, so why should you? There's also the fact that he LIVES on Oprah Winfrey's $50 million Montecito estate with his wife Urania and daughter Kylee. He can't find his own house? And what excuse does Oprah have of not exercising when her trainer lives with her?