Mason Disick, 3, gives his dad Scott a lift

Oh, the wonders of Photoshop...

Kardashian mantra: "We can't smile for you, we're under contract..."

The Kardashians are under Kontract to one paparazzi agency, Splash, or should we say under Kontract to $plash. When other paps happen upon them exclusively and ask them to $mile, they say, "We can't smile or take off our sunglasses for you, we're under Kontract..." So when we saw this PCN photo this morning of a sullen Kourtney and her unibrow baby boy Mason out at night in NYC, we had to post it. No doubt smiling $plash photos of a smiling mother and son in NYC will emerge soon...We're sure it's a 50/50 split like the deal LeAnn Rimes has with GSI's clean undies Mike Kamara.