LeAnn Rimes audience at her Christmas CD release party at Morongo Casino

This is just too classic! No wonder she and Eddie hate Brandi! #brandiwins

Caption This contest brings in amazing retorts...

Here's a bearded Dean McDermott having a convo with his famous wife Tori Spelling. 
But what on earth are they saying to each other? 

Answers:
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..." 
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?" 
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!" 
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!" 
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]

Just..funny as sh*t

POP-ARAZZI--X17 paps have their whole family involved in paparazzi: "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!"

Exposarazzi would never intentionally drive any traffic to X17's website, but there is always an exception, and today kids, this is it! 

If you have about 5 minutes of time, watch the video attached to this JLo/Casper Smart post. 
Our favorite line comes a few minutes in when the hot shot pap pleads over his Nextel phone to another pap, "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!" 

Seems even his old man is involved in chasing Jenny Around The Block! 
Too freakin' funny...

To go to the post which has the video, click HERE

Tweet of the day: Chip chip cheerio, love those British 'fans' of LeAnn Rimes

I never thought of calling her Cibrain, mainly because the "brain" part is full of irony.
We're thinking real fans would know how to spell her married name!

Face Swap: Or, what Mason and Penelope Disick will look like when they're grown up

C'mon, you know Exposarazzi loves Photo Shop...