Desperate Kim Kardashian 'leaks' her own nude photos online

Tick tock tick tock tick tock...
Her 15 minutes is finally coming to an end. 
Can you really 'hack' yourself? 
Don't worry, we've all seen the cavernous NorthWest passage in your sex tape Kim, and we're not impressed

Below is a spot on comment from "Wolfperm" on TMZ's site

Kim Kardashian steals a paparazzi picture for her 'throwback Thursday' post

We thought you hated intrusive paparazzi? 
This bikini pic photo with baby North was taken from a boat by a pap shooting into the sun, and guess what, the sun won. 
One of the crappiest pics ever, and not a set up since it doesn't say 'Splash' on credit. 
But if the rogue agencies that take her pic are so intrusive, why post (STEAL) them on your instagram? 
Because Kim Kardashian is the biggest fame/attention whore any of us will ever see in our lifetimes, with LeAnn Rimes coming in a close second, of course. ;-)

North West in her twenties

We thought we'd save you wondering what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's spawn will morph into when older: 

Hmmmmm...an age progressed North West looks a lot like Aunt Kourtney!!

Mission accomplished: Kris Jenner plays decoy to distract paparazzi

Kris Jenner is a crafty one. After seeing 25 paps sitting on her gated community, some with fold out chairs sitting along side their cars, she sprung into action so that daughter Kim Kardashian could take baby North to a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills without any attention in her assistant's car. You see, North is about to start jet setting around the world and she needs shots and a clean bill of health.
Kris and Kim's pal (his name is so stupid we don't even want to write it) took all the paps to the nearby Topanga mall where they rode a carousel and ate corn dogs. That's normal behavior isn't it?
Kris came out of the back gate in a darkly tinted Rolls Royce so the paps couldn't see who was in the car until they got to the mall.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian snuck out in her GWagen and headed to Beverly Hills for North's check up.
If you're keeping score, the Jenner/Kardashian's won this round...

Meet North West

Or, better known as 'Much Ado About Nothing'

Kanye West spends millions for armored cars that paparazzi can see from space

Kanye West isn't the brightest bulb. How do we know? Because he reportedly shelled out $1.5 mil on special Hummer looking armored cars to protect Kim Kardashian and baby North West from the mean paps.
Problem is, paps will love it, since this will be the easiest vehicle to spot since the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile!

Kim Kardashian's Cry For Help: Pay Attention To Me Dammit!

Kim Kardashian doesn't like the world not talking or writing about her. Like her Hidden Hills neighbor LeAnn Rimes, she finds the need to drum up fakery to get attention.
Her latest stunt? Posting a pic on her Facebook page showing her holding a baby, supposedly newborn North West, with big sis Kourtney looking on...But FOOLED YOU, it's an old photo of Kim holding then baby nephew Mason.
What a desperate cry for help.
Here's an idea: stay in your gated community forever and see how long you're remembered.

Kim Kardashian's desperate attempt to get press: the phantom paparazzi!

No one was talking about Kim Kardashian, they were obsessed with the royal baby, Kate Middleton's baby weight and Kim had to do something.
On Monday, July 29, Kim did the only thing she could, a FAKE sighting of a paparazzi who had mysteriously entered their gated Hidden Hills community.
Then a video of momager Kris Jenner hunting the ghostly pap down. This was a fake sighting folks, an attempt to burst into the news --and it worked. It worked because the media is so stupid, gullible, and LAZY.
And while we're at it-- we haven't seen pics of baby North West because she's the spitting image of her old man Kanye West, and that ain't good...