Simon Cowell doesn't need tabloid money--puts out baby picture himself

Good for you Simon! Congrats on baby Eric....

Meet North West

Or, better known as 'Much Ado About Nothing'

Kim Kardashian's Cry For Help: Pay Attention To Me Dammit!

Kim Kardashian doesn't like the world not talking or writing about her. Like her Hidden Hills neighbor LeAnn Rimes, she finds the need to drum up fakery to get attention.
Her latest stunt? Posting a pic on her Facebook page showing her holding a baby, supposedly newborn North West, with big sis Kourtney looking on...But FOOLED YOU, it's an old photo of Kim holding then baby nephew Mason.
What a desperate cry for help.
Here's an idea: stay in your gated community forever and see how long you're remembered.