JLo sports "fresh kill" fashion on twitter

WTF has Jennifer Lopez got around her neck? Whatever had to die to keep JLo's neck warm, we're sure PETA is getting the red paint ready for her next movie premiere...
The 'common folk' should boycott her clothing line at Kohl's to show their distaste. 

Why Jennifer Lopez will never win 'mother of the year'

Que bochinche!

These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy. 
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

On the rocks? No way! JLo and Casper celebrate their two year anniversary on twitter

The media seems to have missed this, so let's see how fast they copy Exposarazzi, shall we? 

We've already been ripped off by the drunks over at  Page Six (we hear booze hound Richard Johnson is back behind a desk), so here's another one for them to pour in a shot glass...

And...did Casper get a Harley Davidson motorcycle from his 'bear' JLo for making it to the 2-year mark? 

OOOH, JLo upped Casper's allowance! 

POP-ARAZZI--X17 paps have their whole family involved in paparazzi: "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!"

Exposarazzi would never intentionally drive any traffic to X17's website, but there is always an exception, and today kids, this is it! 

If you have about 5 minutes of time, watch the video attached to this JLo/Casper Smart post. 
Our favorite line comes a few minutes in when the hot shot pap pleads over his Nextel phone to another pap, "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!" 

Seems even his old man is involved in chasing Jenny Around The Block! 
Too freakin' funny...

To go to the post which has the video, click HERE

Ruh roh...Exposarazzi gets ready to do the "JLo/Casper Smart SPLIT" toldyaso dance!

Radar thinks something's up with JLo and Casper Smart as well...To read their whole article, click HERE

Casper Smart: How a kept man spends his day

Ever wonder what Beau "Casper" Smart does all day besides fan Jennifer Lopez with an ostrich feather as she reclines on a chaise lounge?
Well, wonder no more.
We caught up with the human penis (c'mon, you know he looks like one) via his twitter account, and it looks like he's busy getting tattoos inside JLo's Hidden Hills home, updating his penis-like head shot, begging for an acting role on Sons of Anarchy while watching season after season on dvd, and well, that's about it.
How long until 'Jenny From The Block' (who is 18 years older than Casper) puts him into the curbside recycling bin? 
We're saying very soon.
Update: She kicked him out in May 2014...

[Is it really a "sleeve" of tattoos if it's on your leg Casper, or is it a "sock" of tattoos?]

Hey Dancing With The Stars, sign Leah Remini up!

We're pushing for Dancing With The Stars to sign the former King of Queens actress up asap.
Hot on the heels of ditching Scientology she's in the news.
It also doesn't hurt that one of her best pals is JLo, and she may show up in the audience.
We saw Remini do a salsa type dance in a dream sequence on her old sitcom, and she's got some moves!

Look, it's Casper Stupid's yearbook photo

Beau "Casper" Smart pulled a real boner this week when he let it slip to a tabloid media outlet that his old lady JLo would be coming back to American Idol for Season 13 before Fox could do the big reveal.
We can only hope the next bone head move gets him kicked out of JLo's Hidden Hills mansion and he's 'forced' to shack up with five male dancers at an apartment in North Hollywood!