Charlie Sheen knows how to make headlines, he knows how to make pithy soundbites ("Winning!"), he knows how to start epic battles using every kind of media at his disposal.
But we have a problem with Charlie.
It started back when he got his High School girlfriend pregnant and then dumped the little girl (Cassandra) off with his parents Janet and Martin to raise.
When his marriage to Denise Richards crashed and burned, he called Denise every name in the book when she refused to let their girls have unsupervised visits with him. "I have a highly capable fiancee," he said of Brooke Mueller at the time, trying to convince a family court judge of his fitness as a parent for visitations.
Now, he doesn't think Brooke Mueller is 'capable' and he has Denise Richards raising their twin boys.
That's not 'winning' that's just whining...Advice to Charlie, shut up, get your nuts clipped and keep money going flowing into your bank account to support all these children.
Thanksgiving: a time to give thanks, gather with loved ones, eat lots of turkey, and watch sports on TV.
But celebrities have a hard time doing things like 'normal' people, you see, they are 'ARTISTS' they are unique creatures capable of great, brilliant things, and the rest of us are just plodding stoopid peasants. DUH
The way famous people celebrate the holiday is by opening a can of serious whoop ass on each other. This is how their true artistry is allowed to be expressed.
Thanksgiving 2009: Elin Woods used a golf club to tell her cheating no-good husband Tiger Woods, "Happy Turkey Day!"
Thanksgiving 2012: Halle Berry asks her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and current husband to engage in a Hunger Games type fight for survival on the front driveway of her West Hollywood home. Olivier Martinez, though shorter than his opponent, emerged victorious, claiming a second piece of pumpkin pie from the holiday feast.
What will 2013 bring? We can't wait to see!
