Thanksgiving: It brings out the worst in celebrities

Thanksgiving: a time to give thanks, gather with loved ones, eat lots of turkey, and watch sports on TV. 

But celebrities have a hard time doing things like 'normal' people, you see, they are 'ARTISTS' they are unique creatures capable of great, brilliant things, and the rest of us are just plodding stoopid peasants. DUH

The way famous people celebrate the holiday is by opening a can of serious whoop ass on each other. This is how their true artistry is allowed to be expressed. 

Thanksgiving 2009: Elin Woods used a golf club to tell her cheating no-good husband Tiger Woods, "Happy Turkey Day!" 

Thanksgiving 2012: Halle Berry asks her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and current husband to engage in a Hunger Games type fight for survival on the front driveway of her West Hollywood home. Olivier Martinez, though shorter than his opponent, emerged victorious, claiming a second piece of pumpkin pie from the holiday feast. 

What will 2013 bring? We can't wait to see!

Paparazzi you've been warned: Halle Berry had a baby boy today

Boy oh boy do we feel sorry for the first paparazzi who tries to get the little guy's photo. "Maceo Robert Martinez," is the name selected by Halle and Olivier. 

Uh, we saw what daddy Oliver Martinez did to Halle's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry last Thanksgiving!

We can only imagine how protective Olivier is going to be of his first son.
Paparazzi you have been warned!

By the way, Gabriel Aubry had a four inch height advantage on Oliver Martinez. OUCH!

This can't be good for Gabriel Aubry's modeling career!

The curse of Halle Berry struck model Gabriel Aubry in the form of Olivier Martinez' fists, and this is the shocking result. It seems like Aubry may have a legal case against Olivier if his face doesn't snap back into modeling level shape and he is unable to work in his chosen profession. Notice to all paparazzi: stand a good ten feet away from Olivier when you take his picture, and say only nice things!

The trouble with Halle

"I've never known a girl who can throw a tantrum like she does," David Justice on then estranged wife Halle Berry.

Poor Halle Berry. 
She was abused by her father, her first husband David Justice had anger issues, Eric Benet cheated on her, in 2000 there were forces bigger than her that made her flee the scene of a hit-and-run accident that she caused, leaving another driver bloodied and broken. 
Now, we have Gabriel Aubry, the father of her daughter Nahla. He's a hot head that got beaten to a pulp by her much shorter current fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving day [2012]. 
I'd be careful if I was Olivier, because when he and Halle break up, she may allege those fists hit her as well...BTW, each one of these "abusive" men went on to have normal relationships with women and were never in the news again...