The media seems to have missed this, so let's see how fast they copy Exposarazzi, shall we?
We've already been ripped off by the drunks over at Page Six (we hear booze hound Richard Johnson is back behind a desk), so here's another one for them to pour in a shot glass...
And...did Casper get a Harley Davidson motorcycle from his 'bear' JLo for making it to the 2-year mark?
OOOH, JLo upped Casper's allowance!
Radar thinks something's up with JLo and Casper Smart as well...To read their whole article, click HERE
Ever wonder what Beau "Casper" Smart does all day besides fan Jennifer Lopez with an ostrich feather as she reclines on a chaise lounge?
Well, wonder no more.
We caught up with the human penis (c'mon, you know he looks like one) via his twitter account, and it looks like he's busy getting tattoos inside JLo's Hidden Hills home, updating his penis-like head shot, begging for an acting role on Sons of Anarchy while watching season after season on dvd, and well, that's about it.
How long until 'Jenny From The Block' (who is 18 years older than Casper) puts him into the curbside recycling bin?
We're saying very soon.
Update: She kicked him out in May 2014...
[Is it really a "sleeve" of tattoos if it's on your leg Casper, or is it a "sock" of tattoos?]
Beau "Casper" Smart pulled a real boner this week when he let it slip to a tabloid media outlet that his old lady JLo would be coming back to American Idol for Season 13 before Fox could do the big reveal.
We can only hope the next bone head move gets him kicked out of JLo's Hidden Hills mansion and he's 'forced' to shack up with five male dancers at an apartment in North Hollywood!
